Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

I guess until we’ve a tried it and looked like idiots. Unfortunately: “There’s a sucker… born every minute.”

one of my favorite parts of the onion infowars saga is how Alex Jones lost his fucking mind when they first bought it,,,,, partly because he didn't know or understand what the onion was

the psychological damage of finding a font that's almost perfect but not quite

8 children dead after mass shooting in Louisiana, police say | CBC News A gunman in Louisiana killed eight children in domestic-related shootings at two different homes early Sunday, police in Shreveport said.

How about instead of trying to police the world, you fix your sh*t at home, America?
#cdnpoli #uspoli

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But what of the Choco Taco?

And Donald Trump hates every second of it.

I swear Walton Goggins was also scheduled to be killed off in The Shield as well.

They’re forgetting their feet are tangled in the rope like Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius.

Pete Kegseth is mad he didn’t realize locking himself alone in rooms was the fastest way to track to the front pages.

No, I think this is real shit you wish you didn’t know.

the machine spirit of the armor has emperor notifications set to full volume.

Imagine Obama attempting something this undignified and illegal.

Most striking to me about these memos is the radically different assessment of the harm imposed by the president not being able to pursue his initiatives. Over the last 15 mos., that harm has in numerous cases been treated as almost per se serious and irreparable. Here, it gets no analysis at all.

The ant colony cordially invites you to a celebration of insects' rights in honor of Raid.

Enough to play Smoke on the water? ;-)

Back when I was a prosecutor we used to call this — telling everyone you were probably going to lose — ”laying a mattress.”

Look, not everybody needs to be a strawberry, okay? There's room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by a handful of people around the holidays. I know you can. You can be fun if mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

Looks like I can finally talk about this!

"Hidden Dangers continues with a new comic anthology of newly produced Thunderbirds comic adventures, edited by Dan Whitehead..."

Got some fantastic people working on this, can't wait to start showing it off.

Four years of performative Hunter Biden outrage to bring this op back.

A tweet quoting Trump criticizing Pope Leo, alongside a news clip image of Trump speaking to reporters outdoors near Air Force One at night.

Trump is now picking a fight directly with The Pope.

Gun Safety Tips with Burt!

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Burt says: “Not all men” = “Not all guns are loaded.”

But how you handle every gun you come in contact with? You treat it like it’s loaded until you are absolutely sure it is safe.

one immediate dramatic consequence of the Hungarian result:

Magyar has promised to repair relations with the EU and unblock a €90bn EU loan for Ukraine

And there it is:

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

Also: you dude if you’re laying hands on Jeffrey Epstein that’s the wrong end

At least you have spare swords for friends; and for fiends!