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Posts by Eli Neugeboren
#drawingthenews Alex Pretti (1989-2026). Pencil on Bristol, 9x12.
#drawingthenews protestor pinned by multiple ICE agents sprayed in the face point blank by another agent. Pencil on Bristol, 9x12.
#drawingthenews federal agents carry a woman they violently ripped from a car. Pencil on Bristol, 9x12.
#drawingthenews The body of a paramedic who was killed during a Russian drone strike lies on the ground at the site of an apartment building hit by another Russian drone, amid Russia's attack on Ukraine, in Kyiv, Ukraine. Pencil on Bristol, 9x12.
#drawingthenews ICE murders woman in Minneapolis. Pencil on Bristol, 9x12.
These aholes are gonna call spellcheck AI-editor by this time next spring.
99% of my physical mail is junk. 99% of my email is junk. 99% of my voicemail is junk. I'm losing touch with people because they're lost in a sea of spam. I'm losing my mind. I was not made for this world. I don't think anybody was made for this, even the people who made it this way.
My wife came home today and was confused to find me sketching in a chair in the living room. “What are you doing in here?” Running away from my computer.
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Prioritizing football was a terrible institutional decision.
#drawingthenews ICE agents terrorize New Yorkers on canal street. Pencil on Bristol, 9x12.
I think @adobe.com broke the Hue/Saturation panel in the new version of @photoshop.adobe.com
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
PeeWee German
#drawingthenews Robert Redford (1936-2025). Pencil and liquid graphite on Bristol. The man, the meme, the legend. “Were it worth the trouble?” “Enh… what trouble?”
Next Thursday September 25 6:30-8:03 I’ll be at the Society of Illustrators in conversation with my fathers/collaborator Jay about our graphic novel, moderated by my colleague Sara Woolley!
Remember when Ozzy tweeted that T-PAIN did the best cover of "War Pigs"
AI requires that they destroy the biosphere you depend on to live in order to unemploy you.
Every year I think of going and I haven’t pulled the trigger yet… should I do it next year?
Got rejected by NYCC again. Anyone want to share a table with me? I smell nice and bring really good snacks.
This is my new manifesto. It is four words and an ampersand long. I reject the tech app overlords’ zeitgeist because they moved fast and broke everything and now everything sucks. They enshittified the whole fam internet!
Great story about “what it takes” to make the league. There is no right answer, but hard work and talent certainly help!
I want Billy Valentine in a Keith Hernandez mustache on the ballot and I want it NOW.
It's my birthday 🎉. If you fancy helping me out, please repost my art. It's very much appreciated!
Thanks for all your work canvassing and spreading the word, Greg!!! NYC is feeling GREAT today!
The easy answer is "print doesn't pay." But tbh I think this has more to do with the concerted efforts of software developers, publishers, and technocrats to automate and deskill us while enclosing our tools in rent-based systems.
the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states