This is like watching Slenderman in NBA Jam.

Fuckin’ ehy

Don't make me bomb more places, give me the Nobel Peace Prize now and save lives!

a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible " Alt: Bill Hader from SNL saying "Oh! That's terrible!" but smiling.

Braves fans:

The easy leap is to dismantle Palantir, but truly one of, if not the, highest priorities of any progressive administration should be to actively reign in these technocratic corporatists and the damage they're doing to our democracies.

With respects to Phil Hartman.

I like how Brad Raffensberger looks like he thinks he can win in his commercial. It's almost sort of cute.

a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` oh no '' . ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` oh no '' .

That's a shame.

With the number of dumpy white guys on the Lakers, it almost feels like he's back in Cleveland.

Cover of Ironman, by Ghostface, Raekwon and Cappadonna.

I got business to take care of.

Happy record store day, to all those who celebrate.

I mean, I think we'll start with brainworms?

a man in a lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck is screaming . ALT: a man in a lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck is screaming .

I don't want to say too much.

You're never gonna believe this

MJ Lenderman & Waxahatchee on stage at the Atlanta Symphony Hall

Waxahatchee & MJ Lenderman @ the Atlanta Symphony Hall on 04/14/26.

What time did you take this photo, because there's a chance for the weirdest coincidence ever.

But they spent all that money on lobster like last month!

This guy is such a fucking loser. Ridiculous how obviously lame and dumb these people are, and yet so much of America sees themselves in them.

"I don't even know what it means!"

Yeah Bob, that's how we all feel when you're talking.

Neguse: "Despite all of that, Speaker Johnson made the decision to gavel the House & send everyone home. Now we're back 2 weeks later & what has the majority decided is the most pressing issue to debate? Apparently it's a resolution commemorating a bill that the GOP passed last year. It's absurd."

WARREN: I want to understand how slashing healthcare for families so Meta gets a $3b tax cut is a 'really good outcome for the American public'

IRS CEO BISIGNANO: I don't see the two as correlated

W: Those tax cuts were paid for by pushing people off their healthcare. Did you not follow that?

Doors were supposed to close at 4 for the Turning Point event that had announced starting time at 5. I got in a few after 4 and this is the scene:

My brain might be melting from the inside due to this headline.

Blues band on stage

GA-20 and opener Jonatvious Willis tearing it up @ The Garden Club at Wild Heaven West End tonight.

Dog with ball in her mouth staring at the camera.

Ball is life. Boops are close behind.

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

Clearly packing the jails over lo these past 70+ years has solved our crime problems! The solution to our... crime problems?? must be to put younger and younger criminals behind bars!...

Wait.

The effective federal corporate income tax rate:

1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%

Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.

That is how we will pay for it.