what it feels like by aly & aj

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Camel8strike Asian Glow · 11100011 · Song · 2025

In 2024, I saw the TV glow. In 2025, I’m hearing that Asian Glow open.spotify.com/track/23K5wT...

somewhere by ml buch

i have opinions about movies

the great thing about balatro is that it’s like the climb by miley cyrus: there’s always gonna be another mountain (deck), I’m always gonna wanna make it move (to a higher stake)

ignoring the fact that that’s a tasteless joke, challengers isn’t even the horniest luca guadagnino film of last year

lo que le pasó a hawaii by bad bunny

the movie poster for “Finding Jesus 2”

do y’all think they found jesus this time around or is there gonna be a finding jesus 3

Blue Lips was #59 😔

and to cap it off: my top 50 albums of 2024.

A Snide Retrospective: My Top Ten Songs of 2024 From “fujo-ing out” to cuckold fantasies, 2024 had no small shortage of uniquely bold songwriters.

these are my favorite songs of 2024. enjoy my diatribes 💞 open.substack.com/pub/davidsim...

A Snide Retrospective: My Top Ten Songs of 2024 From “fujo-ing out” to cuckold fantasies, 2024 had no small shortage of uniquely bold songwriters.

these are my favorite songs of 2024. enjoy my diatribes 💞 open.substack.com/pub/davidsim...

Tired of reading 2024 AOTY lists? I sure hope not, because mine is finally done at the buzzer.

Split into categories and then brief blurbs for the top 25 ~ hope you find something new!
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What Your Favorite Album Of 2024 Says About You Roasting you based on your favorite album of 2024

Surprise!

I wasn’t going to do one this year but I was making myself laugh and hopefully you will too

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he lived through the Great Depression, World War II, the moon landing, the Challenger explosion, and 9/11 — and yet he still never witnessed the Phoenix Suns win an NBA championship

bottoms with long dicks are god’s gift to earth because tops can have a fidget joystick to play with while they’re getting rode

aquí by nicolas jaar

vaster than empires by caetano veloso, trent reznor & atticus ross

going from a movie with zero dialogue outside of animal sounds to a movie where — and I say this with love — it feels like no one knows how to communicate like a human being was certainly some form of whiplash

doing a weird double feature

dream sequence by jane remover

prove it to you by brittany howard

365 bible girl at communion be like “should we do a little prayer should we have a little wine”

enough time has passed.

my driver’s ed instructor telling me how to make a three-point turn

peggy by ceechynaa

what is this feeling? by cynthia erivo & ariana grande

a lot of people would assume that santana would be singing good luck babe if a hypothetical glee were on today.

i disagree.

knowing how ryan murphy’s mind operates, i can say with a level of certainty that it would be tina cohen-chang singing it about blaine.