That... sucks.

It's not your fault. I mean, I'm assuming, based on the fact that you're definitely not slamming into walls on purpose.

You're welcome for killing it.

Thank you for your loss.

[ Nodding very matter-of-factly. ]

Yeah.

[ Head tilt. ]

Are you? Is it because of the, uh...?

[ Gesturing vaguely. They're referring to their specific SOUL. ]

I don't remember. Probably. I don't want to think about it. I don't like it.

I killed it. Don't worry.

Abaddon

Um,

...

[ They watch without much reaction. They were not particularly impressed by the rock. Not worth keeping at all... ]

You'd probably break your teeth.

Abaddon. I know him. That's Different .

What the fuck? Why does it look like that? What the fuck?

You can still eat some rocks off the ground, if you want. I'm not stopping you.

[ Completely deadpan, as they follow alongside Kris. ]

] hi guys . im back to playing metaphor for just a bit tonight . i miss my Guys twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

[ Lucky Kris! Kei raises an eyebrow. ]

I don't just have, like, an infinite amount, you know.

[ +30% HP! ]

There you go.

What? What?

[ +5 HP! ]

Pfft— No, no, it's a healing item. You... Okay. I mean. You can consume it, but I guess you were already... going to do that.

Is this because I said "oh, shit"

Don't think that's how it works... Here.

[ Pulling out a Life Stone. For healing. Holding it out to them. ]

Jeez... You okay?

[ They weren't paying enough attention to put a hand out and stop them from smacking into the wall. 💧 ]

Okay, but that's different. I don't want you getting hurt. 💧

[ He reaches out to stop them from slamming into him, only for them to pivot and walk away again. Alright. Following, of course. ]

Oh, shit.

🦾 No, thank you.

] who knew all it took was a thread with kris deltarune to break my streak of exclusively shitposting on kei to actually write him seriously for once

Sometimes. Maybe. I don't know. I didn't really like my life or myself before this.

... Uh, sorry. That's not your problem.

Aogami do you get viruses

🦾 That... is not how it works.

[ Vaguely disappointed because they kinda wanted to see what would happen ] Oh okay.

OOC.

I don’t have to worry about any payments for another 2+ weeks which — yay and it’s nothing like before only 40 bucks compared to the fucking. 80 like last time. But I would like to be safe about it if anybody is interested in doodles. I am still jobless I am afraid. 💔

[ Trailing along not far behind. ]

Yeah, I was. A... A lot's happened since then.

Um— No, not really.

[ A hand rests on his hip, looking around rather than at them. ]

I just don't really think I count as human.