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New Bengals defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence is the best birthday gift BJ Hill could ever ask for!

Watch Dex: linktw.in/knLwSp

Watch BJ: linktw.in/fLsJZG

The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ Infowars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

Love wins.

SPOILER [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team For Jade vs Rhea, Michael Cole and Wade Barrett have been joined by *checks notes* Adam Weitsman, a New York entrepreneur, who has paid to be seated at the commentary table (without a mic) for the duration of the match

Oh so they're BROKE broke

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Uath Mammoth

Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality

The balk that ended the 21 inning game.

a 26 year old half filipino nazi. only in america baby!

GAME ENDS ON A WALK OFF BALK

WALK OFF BALK IN THE 21ST INNING

Colorful painting of a Tokyo building with cars and bicycles. Impressionist style.

Tokyo 4, 2022 22x28 oil on canvas. One of a series of ten I did aftr seeing Tokyo for the first time. #painting #primitiveart

also i don’t think either alito or thomas is staying for any reason other than “fuck you, make me” when it comes to retirement

exactly three democrats voted for gorsuch (the final vote was 54-45, heitkamp, donnelly and manchin), 1 voted for kavanaugh (manchin) and none voted for barrett. bsky.app/profile/alb8...

yeah it is critical that dems win the senate

Fuck you to anyone who attends this

Kevin Hart, Wanda Sykes, Deon Dole, Gerald ”Slink” Johnson in Lil Kev

I was extremely lucky to help produce Kevin Hart’s super funny animated series Lil Kev, which is now streaming on Paramount+. If you can imagine a mix of The Simpsons blended with The Boondocks and 90s comedies like CB4 and Don’t Be A Menace, it is that. 🎶DJ Quik www.paramountplus.com/shows/lil-kev/

Attn @thespoony.bsky.social

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

Hi-C Ecto Cooler (1989-2001)

This isn’t about righting a wrong. It’s about the next wrong they want them to do.

Milkshake duck playing the long game

This seems ungood

me: boss where’s the food coloring
boss: what for
me: toilet video
boss: ah yes, show customers how a few drops of dye in the tank can help them identify costly leaks
me: uh

Oooh hope that is a safe and happy journey for you and yours Hearty!

I'll be in Japan for 10 days from May 25th. Holler if you'll be in Tokyo or Sendai during that time. Love to see WFMU listeners in Japan.

You can always count on Sammy

You know how this @$$#0!e loves golf. This has to go right up his ass with a red hot poker.

MeanCat showing me some of his zinnias. He really loves his plants

Indiana Republicans Ban Student IDs for Voting - Bolts The new restriction, paired with Indiana’s stringent voter ID rules, would make it much harder for many young people to vote in a state that already ranks near-last in turnout.

JUST IN: A federal court just granted a preliminary injunction against Indiana's ban on using a student ID to vote (including when the ID was provided by the state).

(www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/u...)

I reported on this Indiana law last year: boltsmag.org/indiana-bann...

MOST of my listeners are not on social media. So if you've considered listening to my radio show but are reluctant to because I seem massively unpopular...I don't know. Some people like niche stuff.

More of a Lego fan myself