Four star review reading: "Bong apatite"

Strain: Chimera

It tastes like your a humming bird eating nectar and flowerrsssss , makes you verry sleepy and relaxed and happy but verry sleepy I wanna do 3/5 stars because yes I go feral when I hit this lowkey tho because of the first thing I mentioned… verry freeing

dosidos

Sweet smelling and tasting. Name is accurate! This strain makes me feel great. Calm and tingly. Zoned in - just thinking without thinking about it. Which also means forgetting things Just wrote this paragraph: "and it was there, as I sat licking a scrape on my finger with the very tip of my tongue (like a cat) and thinking about how my fear of failure/inferiority inhibited my ability to learn anything about mechanics as a child and teenager, that I considered that maybe my own personality, and not simply my surroundings, has more impact on my experiences than I give it credit for." And then read it, laughed, and got on here to write this review. That's all. Just remembered my oats are on the stove.

cherry pie

hard thinker, smart thinker. i got a crush on u

horchata

Very smooth sativa strain but it hits like a mf and stays for a good minute very tasty and just the right strain to smoke with your friends while doing something outdoor. Very pain soothing strong choice for medical use and personally my #1 choice recreationally. Why so serious.

blue dream

I just tried Runtz for the first time. I thought about a snail I saw the other day. Then I wondered if it would taste good. I like clams and mussels, they have a shell too. Is a snail a mollusk as well? If so, I might like a snail (it is a mollusk, in case you didn't know either). Not all mollusks have shells. Yeah, my pain is gone, no anxiety and I feel nice. I recommend this medicine.

runtz

Smoked a bowl of this and got inspired enough to clean my entire house. I felt incredibly accomplished and rewarded myself by eating a whole chicken. Most active day I've had in a while. If you can get your hands on this divine strain, you are one lucky individual.

maui wowie

Good strain! Now get rid of that bullshit picture and let me post the version I am smoking on!

lemon pepper

Great strain back in the day remember I was ordering a pizza from surfer boys and all of the sudden a bald child levitates something outside of the gas station where I went to grab some drinks after smoking this purple palm tree delight. Strong stuff if I’m seeing stuff like that but god damn the high was good.

purple palm tree delight

made me feel like a dog and made me really good at valorant

ice cream cake

This shit had me contemplating my mortality, a great fucking high but def ain’t a starter on the rotation

garlic

Haiku Review: Granddaddy Purple Comfy bed on rainy day Car horns in distance

granddaddy purple

yes! hahaha! wahoo! kicking my feet :)

green crack

This is great for a psychic connection, specifically "automatic handwriting!" Spirit takes hold of my pen and makes me write, much like an ouija board.

mango kush

the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had Apocalyptic dreams i’m trapped in a realm i see beyond this Reality. I almost went to the boundaries of the astral walls . It doesn’t feel good but i can’t stop going back to it, i can’t stop repeating it . All of the elements are there, snow, fire, water, in their vicious cycles usually. I can almost see the beings but maybe that’s a false memory. i can never tell anymore Part of me loves the mystery because it assures me there is more, that this is showing me something. It feels almost like a maze Most of the answers reside in the unknown how do shadows become bright ? Why does the cycle keep repeating ? Lol overall a good high.

runtz

this strain makes me nauseous and have panic attacks and flashbacks and rapid intrusive thoughts and makes me feel like i’m dying

sour diesel

strain got me feelin like batman

white runtz

I like pot

black cherry gelato

Obama runtz: Fruity-bumble berry A little groove and/or river dance High Griscelda Tricky squire mood Making me think of simple/ fond times Thwarted from night duties Impeccable memory recall Feeling goofy All from 3/8 quarter (caused a dilemma, 3/4 of a bowl split by two can’t equal 3/8 of a bowl) Things aren’t making sense (e.a math$) Prompts me to play geography game *while playing geography games* Finished globle in 8 trys Impatience from fire boy and water girl on friv Poor motor skills Impulsivity all time high (feeling like a critic) So easily fooled / feeling like a fool Have to put intent behind thinking This is not a fake experience…real👹

obama runtz