you have to hand it to him

I TRIED

can you guys please put aside your differences and just kiss already

nothing like sliding on a pair of clean unpooped pants

he did the right thing

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anytime I see a ball I just wanna touch it and play with it (NON-SEXUAL)

good luck

The Swiss Alfs

... to Coolguy-anity

I'm going next week and planning to be the most sober I've ever been

Pusic is so important to me. I mean music

[Me, Masturbating]: Hooray! Yippee! Wahoo! Yay!

I'm gonna convert him

why don't you speak directly into my anus

there's also apparently almost no censorship filter on what you can name your companion -- may I suggest "Balls" or something similar so you laugh every time you see him/her

GET SOME

they can't keep getting away with this

better than pig f*cker perhaps?

the pig freak

finally, someone who speaks up for men, a historically marginalized group

it's like, either be a degenerate like the rest of us, or be hot

choose one

my actuators are all gummed up even though my bearings are lubricated

not all heroes wear caps

the freshmaker (of films)

really upsetting to find out one of the shitposters I follow happens to be a really attractive human female

and in us

you can't smell or taste them either