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Hahaha you fools!! You rubes! Once again this HoC’s incompetence is on full display 🤣🤣🤣

My “proposal” was a scroll with the word “Bridge” written on it! Did you even read the proposals??? Seems like no!

PSA for my villager brethren: if you value your lives stay off these bridges!!!

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Little Chelany tugged at my coattails and said to me, she said, "Daddy, will we be safe from the blue monster now that our green guardian has returned? Can we finally sleep soundly??"

From the mouths of babes!

2/2

I just saw the Green Wizard is back in the village -- oh how we have all missed him!

Now THERE was a HoC you could set your watch to! If he were still HoC you can bet this bridge business would have been sorted already!

1/2

This guy doesn’t know his vestibule from a hole in the ground!

This guy thinks RFP means Rich Figgy Pie!

He’s an idiot!

People say nothing but negative things about finding magic

“It’s dark,” “it’s dangerous,” blah blah

And the famous phrase of course “You can’t find something without something else finding you”

Turns out it’s a load of minotaur dung!!

It’s so handy! And I’m totally fine! No — I’m GREAT!!!

!!!!!

I found it!!

‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️‼️‼️⚠️❕❕❕❕❕❕omg I can’t believe this 🎉🥳🎊🍾🤩🤩🤩🌟⭐️✨💫🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡

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You want me to find a needle. A literal needle, like for sewing.

🤦‍♂️ This place is... so huge

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Made of glowing pearl of course no problem fine I'm doing it YOU BETTER DELIVER ON EVERY DAMN PROMISE YOU'VE MADE ME ROY!!!!

OK! I DID IT! I MADE IT!!

Now for tree’s sake tell me what this thing is that I’m supposed to find so you can finally leave me alone!

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Yes well we USED to be friends but then you became very pushy and told me to stop talking about you

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I can’t execute your plan if I’m dead

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I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just lie down and wait

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I’m sick of these stupid riddles I’m lying down

I almost DIED and you still won’t cut me some slack???

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Yes nothing changes. The plan remains. Please let me work!!

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Yes of course we’re still friends I’m just having a rough day sorry

The plan is in motion

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Yes don’t rush me!! I said it’s in motion!!!

The boy is always watching what can I do???

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Seems risky

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If I’m the coward why aren’t I the one hiding inside a mirror?!

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okokok I’m sorry ok yes fine I’ll try

Roy will take care of everything 🙏

You may find this difficult to understand but not everyone is accustomed to living life as a wandering vagabond

Roy is doing a great job tutoring my children Gonce, Cords and Chelany

Roy thinks one day they'll rule the Realm!

Mother and Father are weeping with joy over the fortunes of our family 🙏

Well, back to tending the apothecary (which is booming!)

Roy told me this today it was The Prince went into the throne room and sees his father (The King) dancing with the court jester and it turns out the king had had a little to drink and thought he was dancing with The Queen and well there were other bits you’d have to hear him tell it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is working?

The High Council of Wizards has lost the plot

It’s been usurped by an unvetted interloper in a weird hat — it might be time that we, the people whom it purports to serve, shut it down completely

Uh ohhh I hope he doesn't open his bag tricks this year!!! 🫣😅😜

Woooohoooo!!! About damn time!! I will feel so much better now knowing that my three small children Gonce, Cords and Chelany will be safe to walk the streets again🥳🙌🎉🎊🍾

Their grandparents will be so happy too and so proud of… you, The Green Wizard for keeping us safe!

Don’t bother unpacking 😁

That's just the mud caked on his face

Overblown nonsense, I was there

The Blue Wizard did appear, but tripped over his cape and face planted in the mud while his slack-jawed boy stood there drooling

A real Wizard appeared in the shadows and took down those kettles

True heroes don't seek headlines -- we may never know their identity

Why is this dangerous Wizard still roaming the streets? Throw him in The Prism!!!

Another famous "Blue Wizard Blunder"

We, the simple peasants of the village, are incensed! Clean up your damn mess!!

I know your grades are bad but you truly do not learn quickly do you

I usually don’t enjoy the Blue Wizard’s cheap parlour tricks but this is actually really cool and everyone should get one!

Welcome @abigailgrunewald.bsky.social !!

Very refreshing to see such a quality student — these last couple years we’ve had nothing but dimwits