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ANNOUNCER: as we enter the 6th day of creation what are your thoughts?
ANALYST: I’m liking it. Light was a good start then to follow it up with plants, water and animals makes sense
ANNOUNCER: we have a late development…it seems he’s made man
ANALYST: I don’t like this at all

Score bug of the Pirates-Mets game. the score is such that the bug spells out “PENYS”

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

dudes rock

Asking Oakland running fest runners if they want Malört

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

smoke from boat on fire in the background with the met gala stairs in front and jason derulo falling absolutely crazy style. anyway remember this meme, thought it'd be nice to see it again

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz!!

god finding this is like stumbling across a buried USB drive in the woods. bizarre

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

MOUSEKA-GIGER [photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar] ... As  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! Gary Randall 4094 Glenalbyn Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90065 PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

Here is a higher-res image of H.R. Giger holding his Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, along with better alt text:

How do you like THESE apples, Mr. Madame Secretary, Sir?

it’s gritney bitch

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

One of the kind of fucked up parts of the ICE occupation here is that a lot of folks want to believe it’s over, and the media seems to tell us it’s over, but folks on the ground are still seeing tons of activity and vulnerable people are still (rightfully) terrified to go outside. We can’t stop yet.

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Jay-Den from Star Trek Academy: ah, intro to psychology with Professor Donna Stengel, a warriors class. I have to buy my t’ext book.

mobile rendering of a post for a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough cake where the author leads with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddening I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon."

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

A picture of a sign that says "WOMEN" (for a bathroom at an AMC) angled so that the sign is over a door that says "PRIVATE"

What goes on in there

you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough.

you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy

Just saw that Xing Zhilei, the Chinese DIY influencer, posted an update on his self-built cat town which went viral last year.

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