I feel like I’m friends with the only liberal Gen Z men left in the world. Younger ladies, they are single if you live in NYC!

Oh, there are no Asians in this movie poster… oh…

So sorry!

I did wish him happy birthday, but my grief is just so big. It’s been a little over 2 months and I’m still so sad. I miss my girl so much

Happy April 16! Because apparently it’s a significant enough day for someone to set off fireworks near me 🫠

These are at least slightly bigger than the one I saw outside of Dinosaur BBQ in Gowanus 10 years ago?

Skewing the data with my dinosaur phase 🤓

Thinking I should wish my crush a happy birthday, but I’m also too sad about Bubbles right now to want to deal with an entirely different set of feelings

Me daydreaming of having a synthetic kidney and never needing to worry about dialysis or transplants again 🫠

I like when Google emails me to tell me that I’m running out of storage, like okay, just make the problem worse then

It’s especially egregious when it comes to vaccines, because those are not their money makers

I’ve been itchy for the past few days and I was worried it was either my kidneys or liver function getting worse, but the bloodwork I got done yesterday indicates that that’s not the case, so now I need to figure out what I’m allergic to

Love to hear the sounds of rats squeaking out the window 🙃

I’m so tired of people bashing him for stupid reasons, like taking business class in a flight, like let me be annoyed with him for being a slightly sexist dude bro that DSA gives too much attention to in peace

My board game group crush’s birthday is on Wednesday, I will commit this to memory!

I remember back when Frozen came out and a few months later my uncle was like, “this movie will never be successful, it’s not for boys.” Like, 1) it was already very successful and 2) his son was literally glued to the TV watching it in the next room

Also the Menil Collection and Rothko Chapel for more art

If you had more time, I’d tell you to go to House of Pies and get either Bayou Goo or Lemon Icebox

It’s strange what little milestones and seemingly mundane events make my grief sharper- I stayed at my parents’ house last night since I had a dentist appointment out near them today, and coming back to my apartment with no Bubbles being all clingy was heartbreaking

Oh my god…😭😭

Former New York Mayor Eric Adams Granted Albanian Citizenship Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport.

🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨

albaniandailynews.com/news/former-...

If they’re calling it pork roll, it’s pork roll! 😤

ICYMI: I made an interactive map for yall to explore all the cherry blossom, magnolia and crabapple hotspots across NYC! 🌸 with @lillysabs.bsky.social!

bonus: there's also a tool in here to search how your neighborhood ranks in terms of flowering tree density

www.thecity.nyc/2026/04/08/s...

Every time I see someone in a cramped, NYC grocery store with a dog, it’s just like, there’s no way in hell your dog is having a good time. You know that, right???

One of the employees said she could tell I’m a cat person, because the cats were very chill and relaxed when they were near me

Hoping the cat cafe people don’t think I’m weird for showing up for the third time in less than 2 months

Me, because I didn’t see it when I went to Bryant Park last week

🥲

Not getting my hopes up this time, I’ll be happy when the announcement is real and not speculation

How dare this person not be grateful that a cat is even deigning to exist in their presence. It also sounds like they just need to play with the cat more so she gets tired more often, that poor thing is probably bored af.