the left cannot cede "we should be able to build the torment nexus" to the right

If Vince and Keanu kiss rn I'm 100% switching sides and rooting for them for the rest of the season #bb27

marriage is between a girl and her keyboard

marriage is between a girl and her keyboard

it's okay to have bad taste

I wfh, but you're saying you wanna send all the autistic tgirls with the same special interest as me to go live together with free room and board? brb, heading to the office

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Liv agar at Lollapalooza

Was at Perry’s Stage at Lollapalooza yesterday and I got to see Chance the rapper perform up close, was cool to see representation of someone like me on a stage that big (person who likes trans porn on twitter)

sorry oomfie I spent all my money on subs, I can't afford a flight to Austria rn

Hi mom!

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

BEVOR IRGENDWER FRAGT! ich habe gestern Ostern mit meiner Familie verbracht und war NICHT im Vatikan.

😕

I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

a screenshot of Google maps showing Detroit's downtown and surrounding neighborhoods, with the Detroit People Mover stops overlaid, and a line connecting them to show the route.

the same screenshot of google maps, but with a poorly cropped image of "amogus drip" (a realistically textured version of the crewmate sprite from the game "Among Us" wearing trendy sneakers) overlaid inside the similarly shaped outline of the people mover route.

google maps finally added the Detroit People Mover route to the map, and it looked... familiar.

Asked the waiter for coke and he asked if fent's ok??

if halloween is gay christmas then 9/11 is the gay 4th of july

:(

in english it stands for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. kinda feels like they had to retrofit it for german? like having both Biologisch and Art- in there feels a little redundant no?

any head coach hired after 2020 can't cook... all they know Is mickey mouse, charge down field, spike, be bisexual, push on 4th & lose

your mistake here is assuming that Dan Campbell is capable of sentient thought

I really did cackle at that last second interception though. Just an absolutely beautiful way to end a season

A chatlog with names and profile pictures redacted. The chat reads as follows. Blue: anybody else watching the fucking circus show going on at Ford Field right now? I tuned in to watch some lions but it looks like all we're getting tonight is clowns. Orange: I watched the dune movie from 1984 it was pretty good. Yellow: what kind of circus can sell out Ford Field? just seems like a big venue. Purple: Welp, that's the season folks. Blue: that cherry on top tho. pure comedy. you can't say these clowns weren't funny.

trying to talk football with a bunch of nerds

lions what the fuck was that

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

happy friday the 13th to my beautiful daughters

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14 YouTube video by Secret Base

my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody:

THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS