We’re gonna need a lineup matching them to the current SNL case.

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

To be fair, the labor pool of drones to handle this is currently tied up redacting Epstein files.

And five minutes later I'm to the point where they want to help her register to vote.

Mom died last April and I'm working on her taxes this morning. TurboTax thinks that planning for retirement now could get her extra money. #fuckai

Would Netanyahu even accept his resignation?

Betting he's going to try and call out various people in the audience. Hopefully the Democrats who attend will at least shuffle their seats.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Just got their confirmation, and their only review options are FB and Goog. No direct feedback wanted.

Rented storage at Extra Space back in November. At $75/month it was a fair deal for the off-season holiday gear and some things going to the new place. Then their Market Price algorithm stepped in after 4 months and said $150/month. Space is tight but I'm outta there. Fuck the algorithms.

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.

(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)

Yes, very.

Journalists, please remember that repeating obviously false statements is not balance or fairness. It is actively participating in deception.

Repeat after me - the institutions of this economy depend on the institutions of this democracy, among which is the rule of law

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

Naaaaaaailed it

Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell YouTube video by Federal Reserve

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I’m assuming that someone did, but they’re saving the good stuff for their book (release date February 2029).

Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.

Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."

Just decided to skip the Del Mar Penguin Plunge due to weather. Hopefully we can wash off the crusty residue of 2025 when we’re in Pismo next week without tainting 2026 too much.

Awfully generous on your part assuming it's a person writing that.

Black Akita laying in front of Santa and leash holder waiting for more treats.

Benji finally found something he was afraid of: The Midnight Intruder in Red. With enough treats though he finally focused on the photographer for a second or two and reaffirmed his Good Boy status for this year.

They are fictional. Y’all are just trying to scare us Californians. It’s like the myth of a white Christmas.

Glad there’s a dictionary definition. From the word standing alone I leapt to some derivation of parasite.

More often than not.

Steve Rogers on left Fred Rogers on right The Two Rogers Rule of Humanity: If Steve or Fred wouldn't do it, neither should I.

Follow The 2 Rogers Rule:
If neither Steve nor Fred would do it, you shouldn't either.
Protect your team. Be a good neighbor. Punch a Nazi. All are great examples of World Kindness Day.

New York Times social media guidelines prohibit expression suggesting partiality on things like ICE, execution of foreigners in fishing boats, or whether law is a thing.

However, tipping off notorious serial pedophiles about other reporters is absolutely fine.

Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week

Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will

Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him

And they should, given this is his fault.