SMOCKIN'

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SMOCKIN

yup. i get how good he has been and what he's meant etc...but 90 mph on your heater just is not gonna get it done.

phillies friends don't read this...

aaron nola is extremely cooked.

wonder if tomorrow is a important date for anything

my belief that while ok computer is the most important record of my generation and is flawless, it would have been even better if man of war replaced climbing up the walls.

LeBron does not get enough flowers for calling Trump a bum

it's dark, you idiot!

screenshot of a text from my wife

my wife sent me this from ig (which i don't have) about a guy who was on a zoom and a squirrel attacked him not unlike she found a chipmunk in our basement 💙

tornado warning with me on the 4th floor of shittily built non-masonry apartment building...you hate to see it 🥴

perfectly parallel to the ground!

post from twitter from the great david roth: "I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." - Donald Trump, WINNING, pg. 27 11:09 PM · Jun 9, 2014 and the big wet guy's quote tweet of it

there are times i think about this post from @davidjroth.bsky.social and the great post he wrote about the big wet guy quote tweeting him...man what a time to online that was.

do it coop!

the mets sacrifice bunting while down 4 runs in the seventh inning is the most mets thing i have ever seen in my life lmao

it is not!

ah well never the less...

edward cabrera do not shit up the 4 point lead the offense just gave you in the last half inning challenge

yeah that's been reliably good since i was a kid honestly. culver's is also very good.

i believe that - the one in pgh the chicken sandos and burgs are 7.99. it's the fries / shakes that really add up.

huh - the shake shack in the terminal building in pittsburgh is really good - chicken and burgers. the one in the loop here is good too, just wildly overpriced.

no shake shack is very very good. steak and shake are the assholes who are now serving 'beef tallow fries' to own the libs. 99% sure steak and shake jumped the shark when they got bought by private equity.

where do we land on shake shack?

this lund guy is right

'i know i know the excessive bombings...' for fucks same man. we're ready to just look past supporting genocide against palestine because my guy was a good public speaker...

happy birthday bud 🙌

Exactly one year ago today:

reports of me being forced to work on writing powershell scripts at work instead of shitposting...hate it for me!

bsky has been down all day. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - derp, from online,

and the joyce oates lady

i have straight up insomnia worrying about my dad having cataracts removed next week and i can't be there to help him. fucking hell the olds you love will keep you stressed.