Some days I just want to throw a watermelon into the pit of an active volcano

In the immortal words of Colm, "This is fucking spectacular!"

"Stomach bothering you hon?"

"Yeah, it's a real Chinese New Year situation down there"

A post from Lilah Sturges: Why did they call it “Avengers: Infinity War” when “Thanos: The Hand Of Fate” was right there

TIL Captain Archer is Mitt Romney

Birria tacos are the worst tacos. Who the hell said "These tacos need something.... Soup. Let me put them in some soup"?

The sweet release of death that comes with drinking the drip tray on the Coke machine mixed with bleach.

Happy Mirror First Contact Day to all that celebrate

It's really quite simple:
1. Scrunch up your face until you become James Carville

Oh shit he channeling PDiddy from prison

A true cursed name

Why is Billy Mays on the placemat?

Have you seen the Dow?!? It's under 50000!

Look how bright it is! Glorious

An ICE officer getting paid to carry lethal weapons and fill bins at an airport security checkpoint

Remember kids, always be carrying a piece when loading your bins into the scanner

1. Create show
2. Create app no one can use to watch it
3. ?????
4. Profit!!! (via tax write-off)

There has to be a punishment that fits this crime, right?

this might be my favorite one yet #MST3K

Udo Kier!!! What a GOAT character actor

Donald Pleasence

*Kurn voice* I need purchase.... more contact lenses, but I don't....remember.....my...current...brand

This place is a tomb