I'm more into the punishment side so if there's ever a sequel, you can read the crime part and I'll read the punishment part and then we can just tell each other what happens in each. That'll save us a lot of time.

I hope he finishes it in time for Christmas 🤞

But if there was, it should be clarified that it was an unfortunate mishap and he doesn't deserve criticism of any kind

I don't want to spoil it for you by giving too much detail about the things that are written inside the book. That wouldn't be fair to you.

This cover looks newer than the one I used so it must be a second book about the same subjects because the red one was so popular. I don't blame Dostoevsky for cashing in with a follow-up.

Of course. I'll be interested to view your work. I can't wait to find out if it starts off peacefully and then war breaks out or if it starts off warry and then some peace happens. There's just so many ways it could go.

Fair point. If the publishers get around to fixing this issue, I'll be happy to upwardly revise my rating to an 8/9.

That's one of the things I love about Dostoevsky's book(s?). Perfect dimensions for holding or slipping into a handily-sized backpack of some sort. Just the right amount of pages too. More than zero but fewer than a billion, which is one of the things I value in a book.

My full review of Crime and Punishment. If you ask me, this Dostoevsky person has a big future ahead of him/her/them

Of course! I definitely didn't forget this important plot point.

Well, it would certainly be highly inspiring for them to see their hero and role model perform live. Might even lead to them growing up and following my path into the grocery shop/village idol business 🤞

Okay, this makes a lot of sense. I can't believe I'm going to Wrestlemania 126!

Is there a yellow belt class in Farmer Wrestling that I can join for the next couple of decades??

I will NEVER team with Bethany (7). Not after she politely suggested that I might find bouts less painful if I went back to white belt class for a few months. Disgraceful comment towards a veteran yellow belt.

If they continue to shout at us, I'm going to forbid them from blocking our roads again. That'll teach them.

Yes, they said if there's an issue, I can just present my receipt to their Returns Department, which is located at 1 Main Street, Europe. I'll be there first thing on Monday morning.

WARNING. The local youths in the park claiming to be selling Wrestlemania tickets are not legitimate sellers. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM. The tickets direct you to a field in the countryside where a farmer yells at you to get off his property. I am almost certain this is not the real Wrestlemania.

Dog. Basically a small horse.

I'm sorry to hear that, Pam. I don't understand why others can't see it. I guess I'm just more perceptive than most when it comes to this sort of thing.

Fair point. In this case, you should work for several years in the tech sector until you're offered the job of CEO of Google. At this point, you will have the authority to change the search results for horse and place a different picture at the top.

Good question. Here's the workaround I use. Image search a giraffe from the early 90s. Then adjust the neck in Photoshop. Then go to a police station and ask to use their detective' age-progression software. Then import your giraffe pic and age it a few years. Problem solved.

This is a serious issue with the animal kingdom, imo. The police need to jail the n*de offenders before they can corrupt the innocence of wholesome folks like Pam. Put some jean shorts on, you exhibitionist creeps.

You have a very sensitive giraffe. It's a compliment to be identical in almost every way to horses (excluding 1998-2001).

Excellent questions.

1. No because the legs of giraffes and horses are pretty much identical
2. Definitely. Every animal has an identical twin animal which is bigger or smaller than itself. That's just science.

Need a picture of a giraffe urgently but don't have time to type 'giraffe' into google image search?

Just search for 'horse' instead (2 fewer letters so you'll save time). Then simply download a horse picture, import it into Photoshop and then elongate the neck. Basically the same animal 👍

Not that I've been informed so we have to assume that's legal. Basically golf works on the principle that it's better to ask forgiveness than permission.

I had to call off my search yesterday at 5:30am to make sure I had time to get to Karate Club. I know it's only 2 minutes away and karate class starts at 9:15 but I didn't want to take any risks.

Important reminder for anyone watching the golf today and wondering about this issue

This keeps happening! I'm so far ahead of my time it's ridiculous.

I think we can all agree this would look INCREDIBLE. Anyone not wearing a yellow gradient t-shirt would feel like such a fool.