It really is. The capitals should have been convincing.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED YOU!

You’re one of my favourite people in the world

I don’t mind interesting. Polite? Nah.

I know exactly what you mean and you’re absolutely right. Except my house.

Daughter is freaking out.

I agree. I deserve your derision.

PSA

I intend to. Soon!

It really does. Shockingly and brazenly.

I’ll delete Twitter soon so I have no choice but to immerse myself here.

🎵 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahamas, calm down Judith Chalmers 🎵

two men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .

Can’t…..escape… the other place. The atmosphere is toxic and will not sustain human life.

If only. At least they can be switched off.

Easter greetings.

Many thanks.

I like to pop up out of nowhere with this classy shit.

Cms or inches?

My characteristic panache 🙄

I read that entirely in a Jamaican accent.

Me or my post? 😉

I made a lot of noise when that happened.

Watching #AVFC alone later. It’s just not the same.

I’m honoured to be your first follower! @dynamo-ken.bsky.social

#AVFC really struggled to hold my interest for the first 60+ minutes against #WHU tonight. Glad I wasn’t freezing my bits off at Villa Park.

Thank you. I’m straddling the two. Increasingly hating it over there though.

Yes, I’ve done a lot of complaining. Things are still awful but I’ve adjusted my attitude…for everyone’s sake!

I do hope all is well with you.

Oh. That’s chilling. Mothers in law are a breed apart.

That’s such a lovely welcome, Dianne! Great to see you x

Thanks Stuart!