The “con-tent” is actually a big fabric structure where scams happen and you do NOT want your work to be associated with it so don’t call it that.

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Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character: one of these five guys! One of them speaks but we cannot tell which one so I have to draw all five! I did this to myself!

“Legend of the Mole-Man”, Panel 635

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Over on threads they really have my number.

“Understanding the assignment” feels like a bare minimum, to be honest.

Some guy accused me of spreading misinformation. What does he think I am, an AI?

Legend of the Mole-Man trading card

Parts of this card actually support my stupid comic. Have to find a way to incorporate Lightning the Tortoise somehow.

Legend of the Mole-Man trading card

“Legend of the Mole-Man”, Panel 634

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3 framed prints (if you zoom in you’ll see they are famed Simpsons illustrator David Cooper’s Moe-vember series)

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Thanks for keeping the Moevember spirit in your heart all year!

Yaaaaaaay prints are here and they look great!!

All is takes to defeat the robots is a simple logic puzzle.

Sure but the cards have to be licensed and whatnot, so it’s “official” to some extent?

Battle-damaged Kermit the Frog

It’s probably a good thing I don’t have enough money to fund these weird obsessions.

At least…I thought it was the last one on my list. I just found out about “Barcode Battler”, which involves reading cards and whatnot? It looks weird, and I’m trying to figure out a) if it “counts” and b) if there’s any way I can reasonably recreate the experience of using it.

Zelda: Nell's Onyx Watch (alpha) by quick_ag Recreation of the 1989 Nelsonic Game Watch for Game Boy

Last night I completed the last Zelda game I had not completed…sort of? It’s a fan remake of the 1989 Zelda Game Watch, and it’s the closest I’m likely to get. Thank God for dedicated fans.

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“Legend of the Mole-Man”, Panel 633

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Battle-damaged Kermit the Frog

So that’s how, with efficient use of tech and a sprinkle of innovative thinking, I could come up with a completely new way for tackling this problem, and was able to move my box of body pillows with minimal effort.

At this point, I spent $200,000 on bots to create copies of this revolutionary tech on the blockchain. So far there has been no return on this investment, but comments on it indicate that there are singles in my area, and that must count for something.

This was the design I came up with, independently. I call it a “Corner-free Cybershape”.

What’s especially brilliant about it is that I was able to shave away at the existing blocks to create it - I could literally stay inside the box.

A janitor in the building said “I think you need some wheels?” and while I told him to leave the tech to us (custodial staff are genetically incapable of innovation), I decided to Bing what he was talking about, and this led to a tremendous train of thought.

Inspired by this initial surge of creativity, I invited 120 of Silicon Valley’s brightest entrepreneurs to brainstorm solutions to my problem. The ideas we collaborated on were INSPIRED. But we weren’t quite there yet.

Then I had a true moment of divine genius.

Using artificial intelligence, I was able to generate 16,000 alternate shapes for these blocks. None of them provided any additional benefit, but we were starting to get the ball moving forward.

Initially I thought that raising the box on two axels, and putting a square block at each corner, would ease the load. The reduced surface area did cause less friction, but I was still doing most of the heavy pulling myself.

I needed to work smarter, not harder.

Inspiration in technology can truly come at any time.

I was dragging a box around but found it was a) heavy and b) causing a lot of friction as it slid along the ground.

How did I innovate a solution? Thread below. 👇👇👇