Louie not interested in our victory today #catnap

#ManCity's 2024 in numbers:

📆 57 Games
✅ 35 Games Won
⚽️ 126 Goals Scored
🤯 Scored 3+ Goals 23 Times
😍 Biggest W: 5-0 vs Huddersfield & Sparta Prague
👕 Most Apps: 37, Bernardo Silva & Jeremy Doku
🩵 Etihad Stadium Attendance: 1,404,089

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THIS IS HIS HOME, AND HE MUST PLAY FOR THIS CLUB. 💙

Losing count of the amount of times I say CUNT on the way to and from work …..shite/dangerous drivers, cyclists who switch between road/path depending on the colour of the lights, cyclists who refuse to use cycle paths…. Pedestrians wearing earphones of invincibility #cunts

Rough as toast but worth it ……. Lush cocktails at Jimmy’s

How it started … (when I say started I mean 6 shorts in) vs how it ended @jimmys

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Still not moved an inch !

Much as I love you City, I don’t appreciate getting stuck in the blue car park over an hour after the match finished and now have concert goers to join the queue to get out - absolute joke

Phew 😌

Happy to share it 😝

At least I admitted it

It was my fault 🤦🏻‍♀️
1. Not wearing lucky undies
2.Not wearing blue eyeliner
3. Wearing blue nail polish
4. Chatted to Robert the friendly steward
5. Stopped at the wrong place on the bridge
6. Husband always says “enjoy the game…. Remember no going in the pitch” …. Not today

Fuck shit bollocks #CTID

Blues, I have spoken to Man City admin on X and they have confirmed that they are NOT ACTIVE on this platform.

Almost 10k blues are following a scammer in the name of the club we love. Will need a big push to spread the word.

We ordered a McDonald’s…. Started at the Waldorf at 12.30 …..home via the Northern Quarter (Jimmy’s) brilliant day with our besties 🍻🎶 🍔 time for Kip now 😴

I did - just waiting for supper to arrive ….way too old for this kind of malarkey 🥳

Ooops a daisy …..6 too many - damn you Northern Quarter

Cheers Blues 🍻

Oh my days …… only watched the trailer and someone’s chopping onions and I’ve got goose-pimples on my goose-pimples 👕🩵

Thank you 🫶🏻

Ooooh yes please 🙋🏻‍♀️

Good luck Gizmo ….. you got this buddy from your virtual feline friends Louie and Gru 😻😻

Thank you Alan - couldn’t believe so many familiar names/profiles on here 🥳

Is it true that there isn’t as much filth on here …… if so I’m off and I’ll see you on Twitter instead 🤣

Fed up of Temu Ads on Twitter/X - enjoying first 10 mins on here already ….,Blues everywhere 👕🥳

a man in a plaid shirt is asking how you doin 't . ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is asking how you doin 't .

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