Loud slithering noises.

Big lizard hath returned.

Lizard return.

Roar.

𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 -
𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲.

"𝙼𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔, 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎."

ʜᴇɴʀɪᴄᴋ ᴀʀᴍᴏᴜɴᴅ, 'ᴘʀᴏғ. ʜᴏᴜɴᴅ', ᴘʀᴏғғᴇssᴏʀ ᴏғ ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢʏ.

ɴsғᴡ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ | sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ.

little guy

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No, no, he definitely wasn't asleep for a month.

Definitely not.

//nothin like a shitpost to start the day

Fiddlesticks, we give those classes ourselves!

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➤ 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃、 *
𝙱𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 𝙱𝙸𝚂𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙺.
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Pʏᴛʜᴏɴᴇss Mᴊʀɴ
Dʀᴜɪᴅ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ & Aʀᴄʜᴍᴀɢᴇ
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Perhaps even.

A Reven-aunt.

"Y-..."

Hmm.

"Were we not in public, there would've been a witty response."

"Is there a good afraid?"

"I'm deciding that there is."

Slight gulp.

"Seraphina."

a person is swimming in a pool with a shark swimming in the water . ALT: a person is swimming in a pool with a shark swimming in the water .

Important Kroxigor Business.

Do 𝙉𝙊𝙏 concern yourself.

//Huh, this I wasn't aware.

In response I will throw myself off the nearest bridge

//Wait i fucked up that post the gif isnt working

// ive taken shits that were bigger fights than that wtf

//I'll be on this weekend!

Been [very] tired this week...

“Mhm. Hey there, champ.~”
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“Wanna chill and make characters? I’ll order food for us too, my treat.~”

Admittedly he didn't want to either, with the cold slowly seeping in due to the changing seasons, he was perfectly content staying where he was.

"Can't...do that yet."

Cue application of big lizard hand to cover her eyes, its close enough!

There are new gods he has found.

Some he will simply pet as he is bigger.

Others he will consider throwing hands with.