For season 2 of #ThePitt, I hope Dr. Bangs doesn’t have a new hair style.

Rick could’ve found his dad AND inherited a White Lotus franchise with Chelsea running it and adding astrology readings to the services. #thewhitelotus

The monkeys could’ve dragged Lachlan into the water at least. They discover he died from drowning, not from drinking the smoothie. #thewhitelotus

Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”