i actly dont want bsky coming down heavier on moderation even to ban The Hated Jesse Singal because their biggest continuous fuck up is they enforce it horribly / inconsistently now & i think enabling people to think mods should be their friends who ban enemies is how we got to Musk's Twitter lol
there's a stability in two slucks, even if you're still down on them
one sluck is the worst thing you can be down on
3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
this is so funny dude
i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
Uncle Junior should have been the protagonist
the presentation of The Sopranos was a mistake, enough funny jokes and enough subjectivity centered on a monstrous protagonist was just a recipe for millions of toxic young men to identify with a man who canonically only eats his wife's pussy once a year
I'm in Melbourne having a Golden Gay Time with your girl
admitedly there's no one i hate more than someone who reflects my own flaws back at me
The Mind-Blowing State Of The Pussy At An Exercise Group For The Elderly
>"DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION"
Is there ANYONE who won't demand that I die young?
welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
i had a dream i moved to new york and everyone in new york slept in huge beds like beds big enough for 7 people but theyd be in there all by themselves and whenever id ask about the huge beds theyd just shrug and say "it's new york style"
your man is at my girl's housewarming pronouncing ho99o9 as "ho ninety-nine o nine" come pick him up please
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
often think about that clip of Fran Lebowitz talking about how the once great New York ballet scene got decimated by AIDs not merely because they lost so many of their great performers, but that they lost so much of their audience that knew what good ballet was
*Seinfeld not that there's anything wrong with that voice*
Not that I programmatically endorse random acts of terror.
[Pusha T] hit the holy see in the two seater / what's sweeter? the jesus piece or the keys of peter / from the street to the mitre, all prada / she heard my bro a Leo, she call he papa
[Malice] young and reckless / coke whiter than the papal vestments
They're saying someone won the Powerball. I don't believe it. Do you know how fantastically improbable it is to win that thing?
I'm fucking genders you havent heard of, asking for pronouns you can't pronounce
What was everyone's favorite #MalamarMoment? Mine was that moment in Emerald where #MyFriendMalamar descended from the sky to stop Groudon and Kyogre from fighting
It may not be "politically correct" to say this, but I don't care: The United Kingdom is a presidential republic, much like Egypt or France, with a unicameral legislature serving staggered six-year appointments.
there should be much ado about something fir a change
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
My deadname is Maks, Max is like a cool non-binary remix of it
nothing bad happens if you put boiling water in your hot water bottle, nothing bad happens if you mix your laundry, this world is so fucked up ...
BREAKING NEWS: A 23-year-old boy is driving away in a thin car. Watch live:
Gordon Freeman's job at the black mesa science facility is pushing the little cart into the big laser. it's what he wrote his doctoral thesis about
