“They’re making them do another thing to chicken?” - @moss-flowers.bsky.social *in disgust over Dairy Queen tossed chicken strips*

the algorithm is trying to diagnose me with POTS. i think im probably just a migraine guy but maybe i should research it. after all, the algo knew i was trans before i did lmao

thank you so much for saying this 🖤

NEW SLEEP TOKEN NEW SLEEP TOLEN NEW SLEEP TOKEN

biofreeze straight to the dome and neck. tiger balm is good too.

cursed adhd is staying up literally all night because i needed to wash my face before going to sleep and i didn’t want to.

kids i teach often tell me i look like Billie Eilish and this 1st grader walks up to me with his chrome book and says “im listening to your twin” playing BIRDS OF A FEATHER on youtube 😂😂😂 to be clear he is trying to roast me and it is hilarious every time

you can try to scare us into submission
but it’s DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION

Girlies you can go without Amazon and Starbucks for 24 hrs. I know you can do it

i hate having migraines and missing work, but i love that when i do have to stay home i have 3 sweet kitty cats who surround me with purrs and love.

the most fucked up part about aging is that im starting to LOVE the Red Hot Chili Peppers

oh good! my migraines have moved into causing GI issues

omg i have one of those goofballs too. here he is gently asking my partner to stop working (it was 7pm and he is our routine keeper) while balancing his heavier half on the very edge of the couch.

🔥 THE ATTACK ON TRANS RIGHTS: POWER, POLITICS & RESISTANCE 🔥 Fat, Femme, Old and Asian · Episode

The War on #Trans & #Nonbinary folx is escalating. From Federal moves to erase gender identities to Indiana's Prison Housing Crisis, Healthcare Bans & attempts to ban Drag Performances, we are in the crosshairs. Join me & 2 Special Guests as we break this down today! open.spotify.com/episode/12wA...

Me at age 16: I can't wait to travel the world once I'm earning my own money.

Me now: I mustn't forget that tupperware at work. It's
my only one...

platforms all the way 🤘🏻

FOR REAL

i had a dream i was in a huge argument fighting for my life trying to tell people Ohio is for Lovers and Helena are not the same song.

today and every day we need folks to #standupfortranslives

TBP is actually second to American Idiot 🤘🏻

(but also fuck twitter)

i miss mcr twitter, so i’m trying to find #MCRsky ✨🤘🏻 but i’m 33 now so looking for the elder emos 💀🦇 (under 21, do not interact, please)

(for lore: i was kicked off of twitter for saying i hope that terf author’s fingers fall off so she can’t type anymore transphobia)

who the fuck let jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon exist on the same timeline?

AH.bu-ruh.CAh.dab.uh.ruh.
abra-cadaaahh.brrRUH

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

you think they’re going to try to take the rainbow away from us?
not that they could, but like couldn’t you see them try?

living next to an airbnb is the only thing i hate about living in the city

Kings! The Drag Kings Vol. 3 starter pack is complete!: go.bsky.app/WcGyWw

i just almost fought a man because he was trying to kill a bird instead of just letting out the fucking door!!!