A 3 panel comic strip. “There’s no way out of this one, Dad. Check.” says a kid who is dominating his Dad in chess. Dad, slyly, angles his watch to reflect a beam of light onto the board, catching the attention of a house cat. In the last panel, we see the pieces scatter as the cat pounces in vain. Dad covers his smile from his distraught child.

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good lord this is heavenly heartbreaking

"HIGH NOON" comic from The Perry Bible Fellowship comic Panel 1: Two cowboys are standing and arguing over a game of cards in a western bar. The cowboy wearing a white hat tells the cowboy wearing brown hat, "YOU. ME. TOMORROW. HIGH NOON" Panel 2: Time has passed. The white hat cowboy is doing an errand, carrying a box and whistling. The brown hat cowboy shoots his gun at him. Panel 3: White Hat Cowboy falls to the floor. He is bleeding from the gun shot. He says, "BUT - BUT IT AIN'T NOON!" Panel 4: A close up view of the wounded cowboy's confused face Panel 5: Brown hat Cowboy casually points to a clock tower in the back. A man is next to the giant clock and updating the hour hand towards noon time Brown hat cowboy says 'Spring Forward' The wounded cowboy is shown laughing at the situation and points to the clock tower.

Forgetting about updating your clocks can have dire consequences: (HIGH NOON comic from @pbfcomics.bsky.social)

Two circles labeled “you” and “me” romantically intersect. In their loving embrace, they form a venn diagram featuring “us” in their overlap. Later: Us (now independent) wields a spatula and a knife, climbing the stove above broken glass. You and me are defeated, exhausted parents (and now crescent-shaped)

Two sleepy parents (kidney beans) are awoken at 5:31 in the morning. Banging a pan with a spoon and jumping on the bed is their child, a coffee bean.

A man wakes up at sunrise he seems excited with a big smile on his face. In the next panel he jumps out of bed shouting "Today's my birthday!" The following frame is death, holding his scythe, moving a black bead across an abacus to count another year.

What I think of every year on my birthday. @pbfcomics.bsky.social <3

A Ketchup Bottle and a Mustard Bottle attend a gallery opening. A fashionable artist, a Bullet, stand next to his work, appreciated by onlookers. The Ketchup Bottle says "Oh, please. I could do that" as he gestures to a large canvas with a violent blood spatter on it.

True Grit (2010)

"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

You’ll Be OK

Closeup of a tattoo of an eagle drawn with a non-dominant (left) hand

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Two hands have an idea to give each other matching tattoos. Lefty gets a beautiful eagle tattoo rendered on their arm. Now it’s Righty’s turn to be inked, but he looks scared as Lefty wields the tattoo gun to draw a childishly-drawn sloppy eagle

A bloody melee with merciless stabbing, impalements, and eye-gouging. Flashback to “Earlier:” A king announces that his soldiers are to withdraw, for he has received a written apology from the enemy via messenger bird. The parchment is unfurled to disappointment however. What appeared to say “I’m sorry” is revealed to say “I’m sorry you feel that way”.

lol. My name.

An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: “feed food gud ravin”

the best birth boy

Snack Attacks

The pen is really just a hollow little sword

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While on a date, a Magnifying Glass tells a Book “See? When you open up, I can learn all about you.” In the second and last panel, we see the book walking away in distress, one of her pages unintentionally burned by refracted light

Go Bills

A perry bible fellowship cartoon in which a character has a dream about sex with senator bix.

A screenshot from "the residence", showing senator bix.

I think whoever wrote "the residence" is a fan of @pbfcomics.bsky.social