#tadc POMNI! I'VE TURNED US ALL INTO 🐴PONIES🐎, POMNI!! Isn't this GREAT, POMNI?! WE'RE SO MARKETABLE! WE'RE GOING TO OUTSELL F%$#&ING POKEMON, POMNI!!!

A mii of Emet-Selch sitting by himself on a seesaw. The text reads "Emet-Selch wants you to bring over someone to play with."

back in the days of PARADISE I always had someone to play touys with me 😒

Do tigers count as catgirls?

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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There's some nice concentration camp cash for @janetmillsforme.bsky.social

This would be a perfect excuse for Mamdani to provide leadership and issue a demand to NYC hospitals that have withdrawn from gender care for youths.

apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

"I'm actually a qualified engineer... Want me to take a look?"
I'm supposed to say no. Customers aren't authorised to access my internals. But her credentials check out.
She lets out a low whistle. "Damn! I've never seen so much high-spec hardware in one body," she murmurs as she works.
I blush.

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

Her office said the Office for Students (OfS), which regulates universities, had received reports of speakers and lecturers being harassed and blocked for holding gender-critical or religious views, of foreign interference suppressing academic freedoms, and of ideological belief requirements featuring in job advertisements.

The OfS will be able to use the new complaints scheme from September. From April, it will be able to fine universities the greater of £500,000 or 2 per cent of their income, which would amount to millions of pounds for large institutions, for breaches under the Freedom of Speech Act. Ultimately, universities could be deregistered for egregious cases.

Bridget Phillipson will introduce new laws to make it possible for Universities to be fined millions of pounds if they don't silence students who protest bigots invited onto their campuses. It's like the Tories never left office.

RAE THE DOE PRESENTS: SOME NEW IDEAS TO SHAKE UP THE WORLD OF GAMER T-SHIRTS We see a series of gamer t-shirt designs, each with mismatching fonts in a way that is garish. YOU MAY SEE ME AS JUST ANOTHER GAMER GIRL BUTI SMACK ALL THE UGLY VILLAGERS IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN WITH A BUTTERFLY NET UNTIL THEY MOVE OUT I PLAY CALL OF DUTY WITHOUT CALLING THE OTHER PLAYERS HOMOPHOBIC SLURS OVER VOICE CHAT. JUST DOING MY PART, NO NEED TO THANK ME I DON'T NEED TO PLAY GACHA GAMES I ALREADY PULLED A SIX STAR. THAT'S RIGHT, MY WIFE CAUTION: THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE DREAMCAST AND GAMECUBE VERSIONS OF SONIC ADVENTURE YOU LIKE THAT GAME? TOO BAD I ALREADY WATCHED A VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT WHY IT'S MEDIOCRE We see Rae wearing a shirt that says “35% GAMER.” She looks happy. RAE: SEE, I LIKE THIS ONE. IT MANAGES EXPECTATIONS.

Rae the Doe - Gamer T-Shirts

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If you’re only vaguely aware of Mr Beast but would like a sack full of reasons to really dislike him this video will set you right up

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

I was recently on vacation, chatting with a seemingly nice Canadian. Then he starts going on and on about "how entitled" and "lazy" Indigenous people in Canada are, "all they want are more handouts."

I know all eyes are on America being the psycho clown next door, but this needs more daylight:

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.

Democrats' net favorability of Israel: Mod./conservative: 2022: +22 2026: -55 Liberal: 2022: -26 2026:-74

Democrats' net favorability of Israel: Age 50+ 2022: +10 2026: -54 Age 18-49: 2022: -25 2026: -70

Brutal polling when it comes to public opinion among Democratic voters on the topic of Israel:

Source: x.com/forecasteren...

20 years of unexamined, unprocessed insecurity and gender dysphoria as seen through pickup truck market trends

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Look Kid HRT isn't going to turn you into an anime girl, or an mtt showgirl Your gonna look like your mother and that's fine she's a very beautiful woman It was a pleasure to make her acquantiance last night

Hot Off the Press: EFF's Updated Guide to Tech at the US-Mexico Border When people see Customs...

¿Ese barril de tráfico oxidado? Podría ser una cámara. Acabamos de actualizar nuestra guía sobre tecnología de vigilancia en la frontera EE. UU.-México. Una herramienta de campo esencial para activistas y periodistas que monitorean la zona. www.eff.org/es/deeplink...

Bobcat (Lynx rufus). Thank you again Jonel Lopez for sharing this Amazing photo taken in Northern California, USA. #bobcat #cat #cats #wildlife #wildlifephotography #california #usa

An anime that buries the gay lede...
I had a hard time following this story when I read it in the manga, but thankfully experiencing it a second time it was much easier to follow. It being in color and with voice acting (so I can tell characters apart more easily) certainly helped.

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

“Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial. Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.”

This is why we should fund science. 🧪

anyway this piece also conveniently serves as an explainer for why Trump's Iran negotiations and plans for the strait were bound for collapse

I let out the ugliest cackle.

Police shoot, kill man with knife in Lexington following medical call - The Boston Globe Police responded to a home on Mason Street after receiving a call from family members that a man had injured himself with a knife, according to Middlesex District Attorney Marian Ryan.

“Parents call 911 for help with mentally ill son, so cops come & kill him” is an EXTREMELY common story

But our elected officials & media live in daily terror of being branded anti-cop, so we’re not allowed to talk about it

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤