Nooooooo I made a big ol’ fucking mistake

Shitton of vibes and dildos

Shelf of dildos and vibes

More sex toys hanging on the door

Sex blogger says HIIIIIIII 👋

I’m rose and I’ve been reviewing sex toys for TEN YEARS! I can be found here, there, and on my blog https://onherback.com

I love suggestions :) tell me what to review next

Can I post nudes on this platform??

Harry Potter is very important to me. Those books helped keep me the fuck alive. I HATE that JKR is a piece of shit :( my-soon-to-be ex-wife is a trans woman and although I’m cis, I felt her pain and it made me LIVID. we still read the books but we no longer buy her stuff which is disappointing.

Can I have the link to your blog? 😍

Bud, SAME

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Turtle pictured. He’s orange with a slightly green shell

Rose has her beardie resting on her chest with the beardies blankie around her

Athena is also a rescue that has MBD from previous owners who abused and neglected her. She’s in good hands with me!

Turtle with his face in a his water fish drinking with her body pointed in the air because she didn’t want to get all the way wet.

About to leave with all three of my turtles! We’re going to the vet for our yearly checkup and nail trims :)

It’s not easy getting them there and the vet is SO EXPENSIVE. I’m gonna have to use some of the money I budgeted for food in order to pay for todays visit.

They’re worth it.

Dog caught in the blinds

How your email finds me

Oof good point

Can… can I have nudes? 😝

Now you’re part of the party.

Orange box turtle creeping on the photographer

Creeper turtle peering through the plants in his tank

A further away shot of the box turtle peeping through his bushes

Once again I’m in pelvic floor therapy. I’ll be documenting my experience and let me tell ya: cbd lube is queen.

no one ever asks me for nudes which, you probably won't get them But A Girl Hates To Feel Left Out

Rose holds the womanizer og: a violet colored Sex toy that resembles a “suction” toy but it’s designed to be used internally against your g-spot

The womanizer og is a light purple, air-pulse technology powered toy for your gspot

A view of the “suction” on the end of the shaft at the OG, designed to suck your g-spot

Ohhh so happy to be here. I’m rose and I review sex toys. You can find me on my blog “On Her Back” https://onherback.com

Take a look and let me know what you think. As always: have a wonderful day and go fuck yourself.