Ah, getting in touch with your British roots, I see.

It’s weirdly comforting to know FoxTrot is still out there, getting it done.

the one where Joey and Chandler train some dogs to fatally attack Ross by tricking Ross into saying the command word to trigger the attack

People are saying you’re a coward for going to the event. But I think you’re obviously very brave. A coward wouldn’t end this post asking for donations! That takes real balls!

Stability and health insurance? Who wants that? Borrrrring!

If you ever felt like you’re not seeing nearly enough possums, have I got the follow for you!

As the foundation of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, I'm glad to see that the stock market is doing well

Steve Martin’s The Jerk was my family’s official movie. I bet I saw it before I was 5 (and dozens of times before I moved out.) I distinctly remember asking my mother what a blowjob was on one viewing. I was young enough that “it’s a kind of job” satisfied me.

Steve Martin’s The Jerk was my family’s official movie. I bet I saw it before I was 5 (and dozens of times before I moved out.) I distinctly remember asking my mother what a blowjob was on one viewing. I was young enough that “it’s a kind of job” satisfied me.

Steve Martin’s The Jerk was my family’s official movie. I bet I saw it before I was 5 (and dozens of times before I moved out.) I distinctly remember asking my mother what a blowjob was on one viewing. I was going enough that “it’s a kind of job” satisfied me.

Thought of a solution to declining birth rates. Just one guy has to drop dead and a gagillion babies will be born exactly 9 months later! Problem solved.

I was reading this out loud to my partner, saying I also experienced this, when my 13 year old daughter chimed in, “oh yeah - that happens to me too.”

In case you’re daydreaming about what it might look like when It Happens.

A very merry Wet Day to all who celebrate. Many Urkles to you!

FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

So glad you’re back!

Turns out the value of a Trump endorsement is the same the world over!

Yeah, the people in charge of ICE will jump right on that

Those of us who have lived with abusers know this game very very well. And we know the longterm toll it takes.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Can’t believe he left off “7pm CT”

If you see this, post your black and white art.

My son came home from his hippie Waldorf preschool and told me we could eat those weird orange things that grew in our backyard. Didn’t believe him at first. Turns out Houston is *covered* in loquats and almost nobody knows they’re edible.

This is such an inauthentic take on Houston. If you live here, you know this isn’t what it is. “Lots of green space and nature”? Come on.

As a reluctant Houstonian for the past 30 years, I wholeheartedly agree

My president.

The park in my neighborhood was remodeled a few years ago and though it is bordered by apartments on all sides, instead of installing a playground, they put in a dog park. Because fuck kids, right?

Is this where I get to say I saw the White Stripes play at a bar so small there wasn’t even a stage? They just pushed the drumkit into the corner of the room.

“And the American people need to understand that democrats? We don’t take action.”

This morning we saw someone pull out of an apartment complex and drive across the median in order to turn left.

Roads? Where they’re going, they don’t need roads.