that was self-defense

every bug you've ever killed is waiting for you in hell

hell yes lfg

tradwife stuff is basically petplay. i will not be elaborating, as there is no need to

Renesmee (pronounced Ruh-nez-may) Carlie Cullen was born on September 11, 2006 to Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. She is the resident vampire/human hybrid of the Olympic coven.

what do you mean renesmee cullen’s birthday is the fifth anniversary of 9/11

device for discreet sperm collection

protest sign ideas:

Imagine Living With This Forever

You Know How To Make This Stop

Unfortunately Your Family Is Responsible For The Cleanup And It Will Be Difficult For Them But They Will Complete The Task To Find That What They Expected To Be Grief Is In Fact What Other People Call Freedom

protest sign ideas:

They Care About You The Way You Care About A Bullet

Is It Enough Blood To Drown In Yet

Jesus Did Not Die For Sins Like Yours

You Look Like Ben Shapiro

I Made This Sign Because I Still Believe That There Is Time For You To Change The Way This Story Ends

Never Tell Your Mom

protest sign ideas:

Can You Survive Longer Than Epstein Did

Your Buddies Will Always Know What You've Done How Much Do You Really Trust Them

You Believe That You Are The Only One Capable Of True Evil

Imagine The Smell Of Onions And Garlic Coming From The Kitchen Imagine The Warmth Of Being Loved

protest sign ideas:

Do You Think This Ends With A Picket Fence

Are You Going To Tell Her That They Were Children

If I Get Your Dad To Tell You That You're Special Will You Stop This

You Are Teaching Us The Power Of Violence

If Empathy Is Weakness Explain Why You Think You Need The Gun

protest sign ideas:

Why Are You Fighting So Hard For Something That Does Not Make You Happy

Did You See The Contractors He Stiffed On TV And Decide That You Wanted To Make The Same Deal They Did But With Your Soul

He's Going To Be Dead Soon

It Is Okay To Admit That Your Father Was A Monster

protest sign ideas:

How Carefully Do You Read Contracts

Who Do You Think Their Lawyers Are There To Protect

Think About The Kind Of People You Are Trusting With Your Life

That Signing Bonus Won't Buy A Mirror That Shows You A Different Face

Imagine Someone Else's Joy

Beer Tastes Worse Now, Huh

protest sign ideas:

You Asked For This Cowboy Why Do You Look So Scared

Imagine How Drawn Out The Trials Will Be

You Thought This Would Bring You Joy

If You Act Quick You'll Get Your Own Grave

They'll Call It An Accidental Discharge Which Means Your Family Gets An Insurance Payout

MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?"

BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."

ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

A crocheted black and orange cardigan sweater that resembles a monarch butterfly. The arms are very big and baggy so they look like wings

Mirror selfie of me proudly wearing my butterfly cardigan

Me showing the side of the cardigan

Me holding out my arm to show the wing shape of the cardigan

good lord, I love how the most unhinged thing I've ever posted On Here gets the most likes. anyway, I am pure of heart and only make beautiful things like this monarch butterfly cardigan (just finished it this week!)

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

that dog groomer is one of the most immature and unprofessional people i have ever witnessed. like what the fuck

just finished it and holy shit

initial thoughts (haven't watched yet): dyeing dogs is fine, they make pet-safe dyes, but doing so without permission is not

seems bad

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

Screenshot from the game Animal Crossing. Text says «Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan»

AC spitting truth.

i bet it feels so fucking good to a video game character when their textures load in

one day at a time

why does every AI woman have a child's face

feeding the slop machine my drivers license so the slop machine can talk dirty to me

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick