I’m really confused… if a rib bone from a man created woman, isn’t that both IVF AND gender reassignment?

Hey Elon,

You could give away 99% of your wealth, and still be a billionaire several times over …. You know that, right?

There was a time when billionaires built libraries.

I’m going to invent a game.. in which Trump orders Marco Rubio and RFK to take out Bitch McConnell so he can’t undermine cabinet picks…

I’m calling it Marco Polio…

I wonder how many girls he roofied during high school and college…..

Spectacularly unqualified and morally/ethically bankrupt white men who have spent their entire lives failing upward ARE NOW and ALWAYS HAVE BEEN the actual DEI hires.

#nomerit
#fewifanyqualifications
#onlytherebecausetheyrewhitemaleswithconnections

I seriously don’t know how I ever managed to wear and take care of nice-looking clothes, because in middle age, I can’t put any kind of white shirt on without getting something on it within 15 minutes.

In some respects, I was better at adulting in my late teens and twenties than I am now…

Wish I knew this sooner 🤣

Sir…. 🤣😉

Love how they out their fears and insecurities so easily. They really are caricatures of themselves.

And pretending your vote for him was about the economy makes you either a liar and apologist, or a seriously Iow information individual.

George loves a good box.

But we will! Just wrong! lol

The answer really is fuck no.

You’re actually better prepared than Gaetz.

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesda...

Lololol…

But seriously, ladies and gentlemen, this is literally and figuratively the actual bathroom problem.

Because every accusation is a confession…..

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In — theonion.com/trump-locks-...

A lot of big feels from the “f*** your feelings” crowd.

No, we’re not just going to accept your sh!tty choices. Yes, politics IS personal. When you tell me what you’re ok with by your vote, own your own sh!t. Deal with it.

Oh, and btw, f*** your feelings.

The revolution will probably be televised…

Well, it’s almost 3 weeks since the election. I am in a full Diet Coke relapse but I have not started smoking cigarettes again. Also bad sisters is so good.