VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

related to tim curry’s birthday, but i happened to be thinking about this meme heavily the past couple days already

she would not fucking say that

The casual mention of Magical Girl Scotland Yard has one terrifying implication: England exists

On top of reasons of role deconstruction and bodily autonomy, this is one reason why it's so important to many people in power to eradicate trans folk.

If you're secure with yourself, feeling good BEING yourself, they can't tell you you're broken and then sell you a "fix"

stevie knicks aka knees_calhoun showing mozart died at the mozart death house on twitter saying "this is really helpful thanks" with hunter_hhhh saying: "mozart on december 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS "Mozart Death House"]"

Doing important detective work in Hotel Dusk.

I've been thinking about it. And I think there might only be three types of narrative game

1. Explore the Psyche of Man
2. Stuff Already Happened, And Now You're Here
3. Lesbian Bartender

A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"

The other day I was talking about my criticisms of Emet-Selch in FFXIV, and one of my friends hits me with "we both know that if he was a woman you would be all over her".

First of all, how dare.

Twin Turbo as the iconic dog with propeller hat and lollipop image

twin turbo birthday
#umamusume

Back in my day, 6 had a much more fraught relationship with 7 and its cannibalistic madness.

:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

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Irrelevant Take (leaving the metrics in because this was dying Twitter and people got so mad at me lol)

(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

sure didn't expect to see this on JP news.

キュアムーンライト／ハートキャッチプリキュア！

if we’re sharing the best clickhole space articles, this one has brought me to tears multiple times

clickhole.com/this-speech-...

リタっち

Screenshot of baldurs gate 3 character generator with character that looks like bob hoskins play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior. To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business. And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of course she is you fool

There are gamers and then there are Gamers

It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.”

I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics:

defector.com/its-time-to-...

CYGAMES HAS FORCED BANDAI SCAMCO TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

I'll never argue that the NHS (and those working for it) are flawless, but this is a consequence of career politicians making a huge power grab over healthcare, placing both hands on the windpipe of the NHS, and then blaming it for not finding a more efficient way to use the oxygen in its lungs.

The NHS isn't inefficient: it's underfunded.

Waiting times and outcomes aren't getting worse because the NHS is doing a bad job. It's because the NHS is not being given enough money to pay the bills.

You can ration a single can of baked beans per week all you want, and starve regardless.

Listen, I know this beautiful and brilliant lich lady is evil and cruel and has terrible plans for the mortal world and makes me do horrific necromantic work, but she calls me a good girl, so like, I think it's okay

A Tumblr post by nephydiabolical: manga where the girl is like "uwaaaaah!!! I-I-I got sent to a fantasy world b-but I b-became the Demon Queen!?!?' are so unrelatable. If I become the Demon Queen I'd be on some insane chuuni shit round one. Also all the villages we invaded are communist now. Heh, that's right, pathetic "Hero." Behold the power of a real demoness- h-hey. stop that. what are you doing. h-hey w... we're both girls.... hmmmph.....

back to back louvre of bluesky style replies here

The rat makes a good point.