I do crunches TWICE a day now!

Yup, Cap'n in the morning and Nestlé's at night!

This cat is disappointed in me AND pissed at me 🤣

A thing that’s happened is I book an Uber Comfort-which costs more-to request a ride with no conversation. But if a man is driving, he just ignores that. Every time.

(guy about to invent croutons) what if we ate this burnt toast with leaves

My Uber driver braked for a duckling and stayed put until it crossed the street so of course I had to tip him double 🐣

we're overdue for a new kind of cheez-it. i think havarti's ready for its big break

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Broadway is my favorite place to see celebrities doing things they’re not necessarily good at

While it’s cherry blossom 🌸season right now, in just a month, the Kawachi Wisteria Garden in Japan 🇯🇵 will transform into this. 💜💜💜
🎥 lifewithelliott | IG

Dog tickles baby to make them howl together: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/Awwww/s/DZ...

“Now you”

Iranian national soccer players pose solemnly with tiny purple and pink backpacks in front of them

Wow 🥺 The Iranian national soccer team players with tiny backpacks as tribute to honor the children and teachers killed at the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, Iran ❤️‍🩹

A light brown bunny wears oversized transparent glasses, looking directly at the camera.

I grew up on a farm where we regularly had to fix our own tractors. I also briefly worked for John Deere and watched as they tried to justify why people shouldn't be allowed to do that. Get absolutely fucked Deere, right to repair forever and ever

www.thedrive.com/news/john-de...

Denmark didn’t “transition” its grid—it replaced it.

~15% → 92% renewable electricity in 25 years.

Wind did the heavy lifting. Solar is scaling. Interconnection balanced. Flexibility solved variability.

Wind built it. Solar is scaling. Fossil lost it.

This IS system replacement. ⚡#Bettrification

“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18.

Ask yourself why they won’t”
Josh H.

My girlfriend just asked, "Why are you making pancakes for the dog?"

"Because he can't cook."

🐢💨

"Why would you say it that way knowing people wouldn't get the context?" Because i wasn't talking to "people." I was talking to the folks who got the context. Daily reminder that just because you can see/hear it, doesn't mean it's for you.

This is excellent, of course. No one wants to live “Silent Spring”.

Damn! The birds outside are BUSY. I wonder what they’re all chirping about? They haven’t been this loud since we were in lockdowns.

I wish I could go to Blockbuster tonight and rent a DVD movie.

Damn this sounds like a cartoon. I’m sorry this happened to you

A chart from Our World In Data, showing the shift away from coal power in the UK - nearly 70% of electricity production in the late 1980s, to less than 0.1% in 2025.

There's a lot being shared right now about China's incredible shift towards renewable energy - and rightly so.

But this, from the UK, is equally astonishing & encouraging.

It's not just that change can happen. It's that it *is* happening.

(Via climateactapp.substack.com/p/your-daily...)

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and they put their paw on your arm like, "we're not done here."

At this point, it’s the only thing Black folks haven’t tried and I’m afraid it’s the only thing that might actually be understood.

a naked woman is holding a sign that says union in her hands . ALT: a naked woman is holding a sign that says union in her hands .

And salary transparency, obvs

Heard this in Mary Berry’s voice ☺️

They tried to save you but noooo. You didn’t wanna listen 🤣