Hey, my Sporting KC team isn't as bad as...
Well they've certainly gotta be better than...
OK this checks out.

https://www.theonion.info/

His ayahuasca shaman?

The bunker.

And he still couldn't get it right!

Man, the GOP is really leaning into the hatred identity politics now and hammered it into his dementia addled brain for the few minutes they could pump him full of meds to remain lucid.

My take on Geese. I'm old and hate new things. Especially when those new things are named after the most evil avians in existence.

Did JD Vance visit him on the 3rd hole?

I'm gonna start gofundme's to have JD Vance visit every place/organization I hate...

I think if you say that 3 times in front of a mirror in a dark bathroom, one will magically appear...or something.

Dipshits always congregate in groups. You gotta nip the milkshake in the bud before the dipshits start to assemble.

Protip: the threshold for believing someone did something and someone should be thrown in jail for doing something are entirely different. Public condemnation and judicial sentences are entirely different

Have at em'!

"Let's drink that shitty beer that was made for people who had no other option of getting safe beer or didn't know what good beer would taste like." - average IPA drinker

This is exactly what he wants. They're eugenicists.

a car absolutely plastered with stickers about anal sex

which one of you owns this car

Tailorbirds are real, but this is AI.

Every team should do this. Imagine a Brewers/Wolverine uniform. Blue Beetle/Mets mashup. Classic powder blue Batman/Royals...

When was that magical time that apps and software were working spectacularly on deploy?

Yeah. Either someone is about to leak something or Maxwell is pressing them for a pardon and said she'd start talking if she doesn't get one.

Is that like a relay race?

Trump just lost the war in Iran SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the ceasefire between the US and Iran.

Wrote about the Iran war, which has been a fucking embarrassment on every conceivable level www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Nah, he'd take it and then just throw Colbert back on.

Too Many Puppies YouTube video by Primus - Topic

Seems apt

#musicsky

I know I'm always grateful when my friends and family die from dehydration...

I don't think they'd take him at 9, especially if one of the top EDGE players is still there. But if he's available a few picks later, they do have the extra 1st rd pick to package and play with...

Le Triomphe de Bacchus, by Nicolas Poussin, 1635-36 (flipped), 📸 by Caren Nicdao