You, a square dork and probably a narc: "Let me use some WD-40 to fix that squeaky hinge."

Me, a ganjalectual: "Let me use some WEED-420 to fix that uptight MIND!!"

I will always say "Don't mind if I tiramis-do!" to tiramisu.

Shots - YouTube

In case you need a reminder that Ladyhawk's Shots LP is a straight-up masterpiece, I am giving you that reminder right now.

Thank you!!

Gamest magazine No. 182 (Oct. 30, '96), pg. 134

Ultra Denryu Iraira Bou was a large-scale cabinet by SNK released in 1996, based on the show of the same thing. Unlike their later-published fully digital conversion, The Irritating Maze, this version featured a physical maze that players needed to navigate a metal rod through.

can it be closed down sooner

Punch the monkey's gf dumped him for being so annoying and he immediately became one of those manosphere creeps. He and his doll are both wearing little fedoras now.

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

Hands-On With DLSS 5: Our First Look At Nvidia's Next-Gen Photo-Realistic Lighting YouTube video by Digital Foundry

weird that this impressive lighting tech also randomly turns everyone into yassified, looks-maxed freaks. it's like all this technology can't help itself but sexualize everything it touches. but like, through the lens of teenage boys.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zlw...

I paid ABC 24 to interrupt the Oscars broadcast for weather stuff.

Call me Percy Bisque Shell-y the way I love lobster bisque.

I wonder whether anyone ever thought to pull Neil Young aside and let him know that "Bite the Bullet" is gross.

CATS/COSMO.GIF

The power of artificial intelligence is changing the world

All the other monkeys are bullying Punch because he's really annoying.

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

Chrontendo Episode 47 (01:12:47)

Chronturbo Episode 2 (00:09:45)

Chrontendo Episode 14 (00:32:59)

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children.

Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles.

Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent

i think jesse jackson was one of the most important american political figures of the post-war era and i think that his 1984 and 1988 campaigns for the democratic nomination still have a great deal to teach about forging a path to a more egalitarian world. RIP.

Donkey Kong: This monkey dude took off with your girlfriend, and you need to rescue her.

Donkey Kong Jr.: The hero from the first game captured your dad, and you need to rescue him.

Donkey Kong 3: You're an exterminator, and you need to just fully blast Donkey Kong's area with chemicals.

IREM ARCADE CLASSICS

IREM ARCADE CLASSICS

THE URANAI 4: HARAPEKO KUMA NO KAIUN KABALA URANAI

THE URANAI 4: HARAPEKO KUMA NO KAIUN KABALA URANAI

BUTAGEE DE IINJANAI?

BUTAGEE DE IINJANAI?

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

Text at the top of the page reads "you better not be a cunty Pinky when I get there." me: Below that is an image of Pinky, the pink ghost from Pac-Man, with long eyelashes and lipstick on striking a sassy hand-on-hip pose beside a pink Atari VCS joystick. The background is light pink with segments of a Pac-Man maze in darker pink scattered throughout.

Low-effort OC because this was my first thought when I saw this ad. 👻💅

keep it shut down until 2029