imagine if its true lol

escaping a harrowing attack and running to the nearest road to flag down help, only to find out it's... America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani?

"Don't worry sweethaht, you're safe now!"

and then he drives right into a ditch

blocking the entire aisle with my wide ass at the maoist zodega trying to figure out if "bell and evans" chicken is the good stuff or the bad stuff

the bazzini display at the maoist zodega is going to be resplendent

will i be able to buy municipally funded government spray at the zodega

Listen, it's simple. From 9am to 8pm I offer contrarian political analysis and moral judgement of my enemies. From 8pm onward I abuse inhalants. I have no trouble separating the two; why do you?

SGA. more like FGA. keep shooting buddy. hey (like im really helping) keep shooting buddy. thats what basketball is about

finished white lotus. no coworker that is formed against me shall spoil

if the pee tape was real this wouldn't be happening

- Call and leave a massage
- Participate in effort's of your community and local place to get involved
- Kill your Mom
- If you're in line to vote,

i have a responsibility to tell my audience what they want to hear. and i take that very seriously

fuck tinder, fuck tiktok, fuck ticketmaster. lets smoke dust in a conversation pit

I want to make clear that, while we did employ some AI tools in post-production, it was only to enhance the authenticity of certain fricative sounds in foreign dialogue scenes and give all the titties some extra jiggle

girls get the ick when you're in zugzwang

asking everyone who enters the sauna if they want to have a "mid-off"

yall fw graven idols?

oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up

i guess my videotape heads will just be filthy then

seeing a lot of head wounds on the streets recently. might be big this spring 🌱

ME: hmmm
GF (hoping I'll finally talk about how I'm handling my dad's death): what's up?
ME: sounds like carseat headrest got over his long covid
GF: oh
ME (chuckling): maybe he'll get over his internalized queerphobia next
GF: yeah. (beat) do you want that for him?
ME: uhhhhhh.. no. duh?

(scrolling through my old photos with my adult children in 2050) that's you coming home from the hospital. oh and thats when we took you to the zoo. you loved the giraffe. and oh my, your first steps. oh that? hm. well. there was this twitter account. and his thing was "this is what you look like if

just got a targeted twitter ad to work for david shor lmfao

when ur 95 years old and ur main bitch gets the hentai virus <<<<<<

BrooklynDadCompliant

using one of those aluminum suitcase laptops they give military scientists to scroll a girl's media tab

Maxwell's Silver Hammer can only be equipped by Maxwell's Demon

sad to hear about gene hackman but at least he died doing what he loved: poisoning dogs

(queenily) well it's asphyxiation certainly but i don't know who would call that erotic

severance is lowkey creepy and limital spaces. it almost reminds me of the bankrooms...

to the extent he "is smart" or "was smart" he's had to actively suppress those abilities with ket and custody battles in order to be more effective in business. you have to stop caring about stuff like "does the tech work" or "what is the law"

ultimately it's not a very important distinction but i think people misdiagnose elon as a case of someone who's smart at STEM assuming they're automatically smart at other stuff. that's a real thing but the bigger issue is that being successful at business requires being dumb and incurious