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Johnny Appleseed

Apple names John Ternus CEO, replacing Tim Cook, who becomes chairman

Apple names John Ternus CEO, replacing Tim Cook, who becomes chairman

surely we have no choice to give the keys to our society to such obvious masters of the universe

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Congrats on legally changing your name to Tim Onion!

*compartment

I look forward to your OnlyFans

Iran is about to go live on stream and drop some bombshells

sorry you are a defense contractor now, nothing can stop this

text the lyrics to your ex with no context

people joke about them asking ChatGPT to negotiate but it would actually do a better job

oh no

Your dental cleaning is on Monday at 10am.

…falling as cooler heads prevail?

For the 3x vs 7.5x GitHub pricing alone

you may not like it, but meatball is the ideal male form

hmm the stock market and president have reliably told me that the strait would never close again, choosing to ignore this

Hmm this can’t be true because stocks went up.

That’s one way to deal with infrastructure capacity issues.

lot of good protein in it that most people waste in a Kleenex

they accidentally hit charlie

Can’t believe they gave the Navy food contract to CoreCivic.

They will never experience the joy of typing “update the unit tests corresponding to my local code changes” and having it just work.

I for one know it wasn’t AI because my horoscope was ominous today

Big Iger explores tax write off

Big Lump Of Binary

they nerfed opus 4.6 smh

Won’t stop a DDoS, which is what happened. (Also, essentially all software you use on a daily basis is partially written by AI at this point.)

There is a character with my name on the new Abbott Elementary episode who is a crypto scammer and needless to say Quinta Brunson will be hearing from my lawyers.