Ohh noooo

Ty ty I think my body is telling me that my gym session earlier was good because my muscles can’t relax

I’m just existing

I am so uncomfortable. I feel like I want to rip my skin off

You called?

Shout out to service tops 🫡

Where is this thong from. I need to know immediately

Weird request but can you itch my brain like this… I feel like it might help

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

It’s 1:16am and I’m treating myself to a sit down wee

Right here!

HYPERFIXATE? OMG I THINK YOU MIGHT BE AUTISTIC *said in jest*

🫠🥵

😂

That would certainly be one solution

It’s honestly a problem

Very this

Shocking really

I am FERAL today

Makes sense. It’s a great butt

Thank you ☺️

At my prep appointment… my nurse is running behind. IF I DON’T GET SEEN IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I’M GONNA PISS MYSELF

Gym selfie. Wearing a pink hat a khaki vest and grey shorts which I have hitched up to accentuate my quads.

Formally inducted into the Quad Squad….

Such an influenza…

I SHOULD HOPE SO!

EWWWW

TikTok is a weird universe…. Cos I can go from a Dutch lady recording her English bf’s journey of reciting adverts in the Netherlands to being the actual voice of that advert… to Loreen in Hobbycraft Wimbledon…

The world is shit. What’s the point of anything

RIP to our baby girl.
AIKO 🐾 13/04/2026

@ryishere.bsky.social

NGL, she was sometimes a very annoying cat sleeping on top of me every single night (LITERALLY) but she did it with love & comfort for us both.

W/ @treboraccount.bsky.social