Doing it big baby style since I was in high school

It’s cool that after all this time the Penguins are still soft as hell

Put Owen Tippett in the rotation

Bat Porter Martone cleanup

That 2020 bullpen was a war crime

Was curious how the Phillies current BABIP against would rank in history and you’ll never guess who has the top two highest for full* seasons

I think it’s really cool that the Phillies mostly brought back all of the same guys while the Mets mostly got a bunch of new guys and both teams suck ass

Phillies have had two baserunners since Kyle Schwarber’s first inning home run

The first was Bryce Harper walking immediately after the home run

The second was Bryce Harper singling in his second at bat

Trea Turner having a real min/max defensive season so far

I’d box out better than prime Shaq if I was in the first row and people tried to reach over

2026 Kyle Schwarber Home Run to Single ratio

7 home runs
6 singles

Dan Vladar rules

2026 Kyle Schwarber Home Run to Single ratio

6 home runs
6 singles

Home run in your first at bat has to be one of the greatest feelings in the world

My thoughts on the Phillies at this juncture are are that they aren’t this bad but I am starting to doubt how good they are

Rob Thomson and Don Mattingly

Doesn’t challenge the pitch that almost hit him but does challenge the one with the entire ball in the zone

The Phillies are playing bad and having bad luck. It’s a perfect storm of suckitude

2025 Taijuan Walker was smoke and mirrors. In 2026 the smoke has dissipated and the mirrors are shattered

If Otto Kemp can’t hit ahead of Justin Crawford against a lefty, then I don’t know anymore man

THE SMALL MARKET NARRATIVE IS A LIE PUSHED BY OWNERS TO JUSTIFY LOW PAYROLL

THESE MARKETS HAVE NEVER BEEN SMALL

/capslocking in economist

Is it time to worry about Jesús Luzardo? It’s been bad, but there are reasons to expect improvement

Is it time to worry about Jesús Luzardo?

From @joeedinger.bsky.social

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A Brief History of the Phillies’ Four Home Run Games The franchise boasts the most among all teams in MLB.

Today marks 50 years since Mike Schmidt’s four homer game at Wrigley Field on April 17th, 1976. I wrote about that game last year in this piece about all of the Phillies four homer games
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If this site was working there’d be a monopoly go to jail card here

Mike Trout being healthy and good is cool and all but it also means we have to go through another round of “The Phillies should trade for Mike Trout” discourse

2026 Phillies have you down? How about reading about the time they signed a talented young pitcher for grossly below what he was worth, gave up on him, and then watched him win Game 7 of the World Series

The Virgin Jesus

The Chad Chad

Jesus Luzardo
2.47 SIERA
7.94 ERA

Chad Patrick
5.54 SIERA
0.95 ERA