Barrow v Newport on the final day of the League Two season could be fun, couldn't it?

Will Southampton ever lose again?

James May is looking well.

Either the lawyers OKed it or whoever edited this week's episode is going to have a lot of meetings to attend.

What are the chances of Frank Lampard being back in charge at the Bridge before the start of next season?

Given how poor Wolves have been since the international break, how many will they beat Spurs by next weekend?

With the Champions League spots pretty much sorted, it's a good job Europa and Conference League qualification is so tight, isn't it?

Obviously the point could prove crucial for Spurs, but was giving up the win in that manner more painful than if a defeat had been confirmed by about 70 minutes?

Guess we should have something about Arsene Wenger's daylight rule in action in Canada.

Probably before Brentford v Fulham.

It's probably just as well he's been working on his cardio recently, otherwise I'd worry for his health.

I particularly enjoyed the abysmal spelling in the notes where he's complaining about patients' grasp of English.

With LIV Golf reportedly on the brink of collapse after PIF got bored, do Newcastle fans need to start worrying?

Lars certainly wasn't wrong about the xF in Munich this evening.

Idea for the next world tour: play The Sphere in Vegas and project a lifesize version of David's head on the outside.

If Andoni Iraola doesn't go back to Athletic Club and decides to stay in the Premier League, which club would be the best fit for him?

I guess spikes are one way to stop people stepping on your blue suede shoes.

Given that there was a plug for Melbourne tickets and the suggestion of Natalie Imbruglia dropping into Max's DMs, I assume that Isy played as hard to get when you chased her for final approval as she did before agreeing to be on in the first place.

"Come on Isy, we need to publish it"
"NO"

Good thinking - it'd probably still be one of David's bookings, though.

David and Victoria Coren Mitchell for the couple yesterday, please!

Is Fabregas to Arsenal the new Alonso to Liverpool?

Has Barry's body forgiven him yet?

Whack them on OnlyFans to get you over the £100k mark.

Amazing stuff, Baz - you should be so proud of yourself! 👏🏻

He's done it! 🥳

Final push now

Here's his progress - 12.17 expected finish!

Lovely stuff - I'll come and give you a cheer!

What time is your wave setting off, Baz?

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Unleash the Brobbey Brobbey Brobbey!

Looks like your radio overlords are still expecting you on air at 11am, so best get a wriggle on!