MUNETAKA MURAKAMI GRAND SLAM!

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Finally, the liberal alternative to the MAGA hat.

Little Caesar’s is great

a young boy is playing with a toy rocket on a sidewalk . ALT: a young boy is playing with a toy rocket on a sidewalk .

Watching White Sox games

This is called blacking out. He just has an alcohol problem

I generally expect that with book adaptations. You can only fit so much in a movie. As long as it stays faithful to the spirit of the book and hits the right emotional beats I’ll be very happy

I was wondering how that would work. There’s so much to get through but you also need time to just marinate in the characters and their connection.

Wife and I are seeing it Saturday. We both absolutely loved the book. We’ve been cautiously optimistic about the movie but everything we’ve heard so far has definitely gotten my hopes up!

Can’t believe Vance is saying the US should give up all of its nuclear weapons

Schedule merchants getting stomped

Damn I miss Steve & Barry’s. Stephon Marbury made fun of me and a friend at one when he was releasing Starburys

The Browns saving Pat Fitzgerald from himself

I'm not sure Democrats in D.C. are aware that their base's rage against ICE has reached a level of blinding white-hot intensity.

They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.

Once again, there is no way this country can host the World Cup or the Olympics. It’s not safe for the athletes and it’s definitely not safe for fans/spectators traveling from other countries. FIFA and the IOC need to step up and take them away from us

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight up Nazi slogan

"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it

In case it wasn’t already clear that it’s never been about immigration, it’s about white supremacy

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

@democrats.org stop being spineless and meet the fucking moment

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

This is the most bizarre halftime show I’ve ever seen

Feds deploy tear gas in Elgin as hourslong standoff ends in man's arrest ICE agents launched an operation in Elgin on Saturday, where they took a man into custody. They met with protesters who threw snow and water bottles. Witnesses say tear gas and pepper munitions were d...

“A man was detained at an Elgin apartment complex after an hourslong standoff with federal agents Saturday that included clashes with protesters and several cans of tear gas deployed.”

After this, federal agents tear gassed the public on their way out of Elgin, per our photographer who was present. The Feds tear gassed eight Chicago neighborhoods this fall and now a suburb.

Hell yeah, that’s a beautiful jacket. I’ve been thinking about buying a newer version of a Packers starter jacket lately but they just don’t compare

This is absolutely right. We’re eating at 5pm tonight to accommodate some schedules and now my entire day is thrown off

The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations