@jolyonmaugham.bsky.social was this you?

Ah sorry misread.

I’ve had over 30 of them. Maybe I should have said one rather than you.

Hope it all goes well. The only good thing about them is that you can have a guilt free comfort food pig out after.

@pauleengos.bsky.social fancy seeing you here!

If you’re going to remix you have to make better don’t you? Like fatboy slim did with brimful of asha

What’s your sign

Someone on Twitter has just told me England fans don’t boo opposition anthems. 🤪🤣

Hello. Really not a problem.

She walks like a girl who I was at school with. All the movement comes from her ankles not from the knees and hips.

Got an architect coming tomorrow to do a site visit re our extension. Think I have just added aircon to the spec

Peng?

I don’t know what they’ve been doing. They shouldn’t wash roof veg as that starts it going off. The user is the only person who should wash off any mud that can’t be shaken off.

At this time of the year the carrots and onions should be British. The Scottish nats have an obsession about checking to see if any Scottish ones have a Union Jack rather than a saltire on the packaging.

According to my sister the problem is that they keep coming back due to the cost of housing.

I’m almost a boomer (1966)

“One word. Starts with b ends in ollocks”

That is a result.

Ok then but lunch not dinner!

Yup.

A recipe book for soup? This offends my Scottish sensibilities.

On a scale of one to ten etc

Live, Laugh, Laparoscopy

Yup. I know who I believe in that story.

Hard agree.

Heartburn for a week these days for me though.

Coom kes coom kes

Ava Gardner was asked why she stayed with the “119lb Sinatra”. She replied “well I’ll tell you - the 19 pounds is cock”

I detest Star Wars

Nae bad