Ohh okay. But isn't what I said (Rxh7) forced checkmate, making it potentially better?

Which rook goes to Rh3? I don't see how that would lead to mate

Ne7+ Kh8 Rxh7 Kxh7 Rh3#?

wait. the elephant isn't *named* cage?

For obvious reasons I'm no longer a person with thoughts

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

i like oxford, commas, and endless debate

I’ve realized that I’m only capable of being five things to women

-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.

which is totally fair 🫡🫡

uh oh , i accidentally committed a social faux pas that i was unaware of ! time to die

oh, you hate yourself? too bad. im loving you anyway.

phoebe bridgers supremacy omg

fuck golden birthdays, I'm almost at the age I lied about being on the internet when I was a teenager

I'M PROUD OF U ARA 💐💕

ughh i'm so sorry girl that sucks 💔 I hope things get better for you soon x

it's the way you look , the way you talk about things , the way you are

BMTH SUPREMACY 🙏🙏

*me leaning against my cybertruck seductively outside a wawas, long drag on my cigarette*

Yeah, I suppose you could call me an NPC in this clusterfuck of a country

i spilled my guts

*late gossipy samurai*

you both look great! 🫶

ive observed your "man? ew" attitude and ive decided that youre a real go get HER

turns out i was just dysphoric . i shaved and im all better now

wait this is such a smart idea. screw AI music 💔

dont fear the frog

but like don't eat it either, I might just procrastinate unashamedly

oh yeah? well can ai do THIS?! (have anxiety)

how can it be pride month already? i wasn't even finished with lust and sloth yet

I sent you my empty spond, please re-spond

nice of my anxiety to drop by so often to check on me