I keep seeing "Ketamine Queen" in headlines.
I'm not the only one reading that in Billy Ocean's voice, am I?
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As soon as we figure out how this can enrich the 300 richest people. We’ll do it!
This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now
Dr. Strangelove still. Capt. Lionel Mandrake looks freaked out as hell. The insane general Jack D Ripper has his arm around him.
The vibes RN
today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments
It’s obscene to have this draft dodger whose children *never* served and whose father never served and whose grandfather was kicked out of Germany for dodging service, wheezing platitudes about the unnecessary deaths he caused to other people’s children who did serve their country.
Ronald McDonald
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY
I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
“Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets,” with photos of how they’re uniformed and equipped
The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.
I regret to inform you that Nemik's manifesto is the new Tom Holland “Umbrella.” You have to repost every time. It’s just where we are. #ihavefriendseverywhere
youtu.be/-asb8zTiuZ4?...
Big tech says data centers are the next frontier, and they’re right. Except they’re the next frontier in the capitalist destruction of the planet much more than they’re a major economic breakthrough. Ultimately data centers embody everything wrong with this system.
www.jphilll.com/p/dont-sacri...
A good time to support your indie game studios
Like Hakeem Jeffries either truly believes that we are just gonna ride this era out as a nation and it will be business as usual in 2028 OR he is being paid to behave this way.
Either way, he needs to be primaried and voted out
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
of all the things I am not going to buy, this is the thing I am not going to buy the most
Every time I order Chipotle for delivery I think of this meme
...still worth it
The gaslighting on the signature is maybe their most embarrassing thing yet. Just an absolute disregard for the truth, or dignity. @reptimburchett
Just lie down and enjoy it!
nancy imagining the supreme court blowing up
Every Democrat must oppose any GOP budget that allows Trump’s chaos and lawlessness to continue unchecked. Any government funding deal must halt Trump’s attacks on federal agencies and programs that Americans count on for their health, safety and economic security.
Contact your elected officials. 👇
Using Gatorade to water plants because “it has electrolytes” is actually not as dumb as ending childhood vaccine mandates. One is dumb while the other is maliciously stupid, willfully negligent and harms kids.
We are officially dumber than Idiocracy.
#Brawndo
I have to just take a moment to marvel at the bravery of the survivors today.
Chicago keeping art alive:
This is who they are.
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Oh crap. What did I miss? Other than the list of tech companies that aren’t either capitulating to fascism or doing actual evil is getting smaller every day?