swim day

oops I forgot about Bluesky

touching down in Melbourne early next month

4th-6th of March

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muscle mommy next door

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sadie!! loves!! indoor!! plants!!

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short but stacked 😚

you can call me tinky winky

princesa 💖

11am-1pm too 💖

I’ve got a little pocket of time free tomorrow, 4–6:30pm at my luxury incall in Sydney CBD… come keep me company?
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This is how I give my yearly reports

one second away from a nip slip at all times

hi 💘🤭

online for video calls all evening

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dinner date 💘

about last night 🐉⭐️

thoughtfully coordinated 🐉

I glued false lashes on!! please clap

I’m sorry 😢 that’s awful

happy weekend

all-natural ⏳

Thank u I’m a part time clown

gratuitous hotel lift outcall selfie

it’s really quiet here at the moment ☹️

body so tea the British are coming

spot my photographer friend 🤭
I forgot to photoshop her out! oopsies

bliss 😍

he was getting really agitated because he kept asking what I was going to wear etc. and if I could show examples… I said I’m happy to send photos after you pay the deposit 🥲

spent two hours texting back and forth with this fantasist dinner date dangling dipshit before he finally agreed to pay a fake deposit LOL

He proceeds to send the most obviously fake looking screenshot with IPHONE BORDERS and acted like I inconvenienced him when called out on his BS

tsk tsk tsk

happy weekend 💘