I’m analyzing and critiquing fascist Italian poetry and it’s so bad.

I don’t even speak Italian.

Giving my first solo museum tour to my class. Gonna talk about tuberculosis a whole lot.

Getting a bread machine for Christmas was a great idea.

Reading about Italian fascism for my final MA project and it makes me sad. Need ice cream or borger.

Anybody want anything from Braums?

I wound like one museum job pls.

Can you ask him if I can borrow his copy of the Iron Giant? I lost mine. Keep up the great work, Jeff!

Can I borrow someone’s copy of the Iron Giant?

it's happening

I’m ready for Dicky Fitts. I’m so excited.

RIP The Goat

Prozac is really cool, yet it killed my ability to post like I used to.

I wonder if my skeets will make it into the library of congress, then this will be the perfect twitter replacement.

My President is Orange/ My lambo was repoed.

Gonna drop out of school and become an absent father to my cat.

Jeff, could you tell Jimmy Crooks “Boomer Sooner” for me, pls? I’d really appreciate it.

A tabico cat curled up on a pink comforter. She is sleeping peacefully.

I love my cat.

Where is Kamille? We need his autism more than ever.

I’ve stopped taking my allergy medicine just to feel something.

@baseballhall.org can you help me get my phd in baseball please?

One chocolate milk, please.

Instagram really wants me to follow an account of my dead friend. I should, considering the world right now.

There’s more than one kind? How does New York have water for all those bagel?

They just letting war criminals on the Bluesky now?

Bro my cat is so cute bro, you have no idea bro. She’s like the most perfect little goblin bro.

I can’t

Hell yeah

I’m committed to the bit, if nothing else, right?

Jeff, if you get a chance could you please ask Harrison Bader if he likes One Piece? Thank you so much for your time.