Whatever, Paul Harvey...

If your job is to issue "hot takes" like you're Stephen A Smith, I don't know if I trust your taste in music. I'm not about to add her music on a Playlist to jam out to, but I'm not hating her like she stole my dog, either.

Last month in The Onion:

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

MLB scoreboard of Pirates vs Mets that reads P: 0 NY: 0 or could be seen as “Ponyo” (LET’S GO METS!!!)

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

I really can't put this more clearly.

If you watch the new Harry Potter series, you are directly funding the genocide of trans people, because that's what Rowling gleefully spends HP revenue on.

There's no "death of the author" here, no "there's lots of awful creators." You are funding genocide.

I only get by with my daily xyzal, with flonase or advil cold and sinus as needed. I used to wonder why I got really sick after big December cold fronts. It took 5 years til they pieced together cedar fever from my visits.

Imagine dying/fighting in a war for a guy slathered in orange make up with the reading comprehension of a small toddler. Talk about tragic.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Operation Epstein Fury

Will dad be singing backup vocals?

A plane living room. There is a big white couch, a bar (with a bottle of what may be whiskey on it), and multiple lounge chairs.

A double bedroom on the plane. There is a brown striped blanket on the bed.

NBC has pics of the plane ICE Barbie needs to run her gulag.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

The guy looked melted and overly tucked before we knew he was hiding shit in new Mexico for Epstein.

I mean it's a positive number, but they release good numbers, then revise them a month later to negative numbers so check back in a month.

Something tells me the jobs number is going to be really bad.

ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Gaga singing the jigglypuff theme was greatness.

LOL

Waiting for the first mahomes of of his mouth.

I'm sure these fucks couldn't even name a second Lee Greenwood song to save their life.

“Melania” is so bad they had to close the entire Kennedy Center after it premiered there.

Ppl forget she's a boxing fan, I'm sure her hands are rated E for everyone.

I'm going to print this image out and hang it on my wall because the idea that this exists should fill everyone with absolute boiling fucking rage every day.

Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program

Holy hell, what an obituary

Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw' A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

I read that statement as "Our Ai is less shit than other AIs. No, don't ask us how it compares to human translation in how correct it is".