The crust is already stuffed - what does it need me for?

This isn't a convention 5 years ago

We're not supposed to want to fuck the pizzas

I hate that it's been a very long time since I've tried pineapple on pizza so there's a very real chance I could enjoy it...

But denial and self repression is Safe and easy

Don't kill the part of you that's cringe

Kill the part of you that thinks pineapple belongs on pizza

guys can we PLEASE go back to uploading art to FA no matter how slow and clunky and tedious it is like just lock in and put on a podcast pour yourself a cup of tea and upload stuff to FA. for real

The risk assessment one I'm going to be lucky if I can get it finished this bloody week

Ten minutes...

I wish it was just for an opinion, that at least has only a small possible bloat

Today's was:
- make 2 large orders
- organise a shipping forwarding service
- set up a new payment processor feature
- set up a transfer
- 2 emails
- run the monthly reports
- do a risk assessment for a building

Never trust anyone who says they just need you to do ten minutes of work

Today's ten minutes was 2 and a half hours, and includes what I estimate to be at least another hour and a half on top of that

The quicker they claim it'll be, the longer I suspect it will take

@35mm.bsky.social oh hey a cool individual!

Should be duly noted that I'm talking about stuff that started in 2016/17 so I could be outdated... Or I could be discussing things that have just started to have their practical ramifications show

As people retire, fewer people join, and funding for those who do diminishes, things slowly decline

We also used to fund nursing and allied health degrees in full, and application numbers unsurprisingly dropped significantly to the extent that entry requirements were dropped to try and incentivise them further

Wales, by comparison (who still fund their programmes) had a huge increase in uptake

I love how people are willing to be quite so openly themselves

I can’t fucking believe this happened

Turned around and saw this dawg on stage when I spun Fuck My Computer

My whole year is made

THEY DID WHAT??? INCREDIBLE

They just kept going😭

#LVFC2026 #LVFC

Proud of you my fellow man about town ❤️

2026 NEW VERSION Amazonification Enshitification Bad Capitalist Word Salad Search Engagement For Boys And Girls Play Every Day Great For Cubicle

I hate the accuracy

Welcome back to your more curated, more fully experienced fandom ❤️

The Amazonification of everything sucks

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

Finished this Rigged Animation class assignment! ft. my orange bodybuilder bro 💪

SO MUCH FRUIT AND SO MANY GREENS ABOUT TO ENTER YOUR LIFE AND BODY

Den of sin

Kinda tired of this now 🫩

pye, in her raptor fursuit, peering at fioxy, who is in his lionfox fursuit. fioxy seems oblivious to the danger. pye is obscured behind a pillar, her head and tail in sight but the rest of her body amusingly out of sight.

it is here, in the hilton, that we see the velociraptor stalking their favoured prey, an unassuming @fioxy.bsky.social. their expert camouflage rendering them virtually invisible amongst the plush decor.

#fursuitfriday

📸: @drayygon.bgay.social
🪡: @komickrazi.bsky.social

This is why we use "ready steady go" when moving patients in healthcare

This is why we use "ready steady go" when moving patients in healthcare

Ok I'm liking posts again because I feel rude not doing it, but I'm still trying to change my phone use

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me