a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " Alt: The guys from Road To El Dorado looking at each other and agreeing "Both"

IYKYK

Kier Starmer should quit. Actually, Kier Starmer should fuck off and keep fucking off until actually he's in space. Then fuck off some more.

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

Anyone else reckon that Hegseth is angling for Vance's job? If not before Donald pops his clogs, then after? Or is he going for the top job? Does he think that Donny will name him as successor if he kills enough people in his name?

Close up of Leia's wtf face

My face rn

Two pints of Alpaca-lypse Session IPA

Dr Ian Malcolm just about to say “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

I jest, cause it's actually very nice beer.

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I thought The Super Mario Galaxy Movie was lots of fun. Definitely helps if your autistic special interest is video games.

jerry from tom and jerry is kneeling down and saying please baby please ! ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is kneeling down and saying please baby please !

@gearboxofficial.bsky.social It's probably too much hope with BL4 being the focus, but can we please have some Switch 2 optimisation for BL3?

I really hoped that Borderlands 3 would run better on Switch 2 than on Switch, but it's still almost unplayable. Stuttering frame rate, awful textures and horrible asset pop-in. It's still one of my favourite games and it genuinely makes me sad.

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Autism Acceptance Day.

Acceptance is about understanding, equality, inclusion, appreciation and celebration.

It's about building a fairer, more inclusive Scotland for everyone.

That's why we're committed to increasing investment to reduce waiting times for autism assessment and support.

Jesus Christ Superstar | Gethsemane (I Only Want to Say) YouTube video by Universal Pictures

Happy Gethsemane Day!
youtu.be/ndZ6B1EaJEs?...

Gonna get a t-shirt that says "I'M NOT SHY I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF AN AUTISTIC SHUTDOWN"

The whole thing smacks of a grift to shift stocks and justify investments. Nothing about it seems genuine.

Americans are really out here making full tiktoks saying "can you believe trump actually said..." and I'm like, yeah, I can. He's been saying that for years. The only difference is that he slurs his words a bit more these days. The outrage, ignorance and spite haven't changed a bit in over a decade.

Reskeet if you love sandwiches and hate capitalism

a girl in a school uniform is sitting at a table with a notebook . Alt: An anime girl writing furiously in a notebook that may or may not kill people.

Me if I ever find a Death Note.

YouTube really needs a block button.

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

The soundtrack of Ocarina of Time, but it's a prog rock concept album YouTube video by Dr. Pez - VGM

This popped up in my YouTube feed, and it's an absolute masterpiece youtu.be/pDH3g6rRjM8?...

That's absolutely glorious. Thank you for sharing it! 😁

The events of the past 48 hours have laid bare Keir Starmer's utter inability to stand up to Donald Trump - and this weakness could have serious consequences for the safety of British people.

Why did I ever take a single word he said seriously. What a fool.

A masterclass from Zack Polanski on #BBCLauraK:

“There is no example in history where we’ve bombed people into democracy.”

No shouting. Just facts doing the heavy lifting.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social

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I have not been tall my whole life and I can categorically state that this excuse is absolute bullshit.

Down with the American Empire.