Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

You should beat the person who hacked you with hammers

twitter is the only place where such an image would exist lmao

I couldn't help myself

I am a human tank in a libertarian distopia and act as the guardian angel of the children that giga drills guys into the wall. Sometimes I fight other dads too.

My adoptive daughter shows up and she thinks I'm the best dad around and then she does all the cool shit I am so proud of her

The idea that you can't have a game about a dad adopting a child and have bond with it is so fucking stupid because we already proved you can and it fucking rules

I swear I'm not trying to do a tribalism but WWE makes it too easy

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

All Jedi are cops, that's why I say AJAB
Yoda kicked off thе force, wouldn’t go to rehab
Living in this world filled with hatred and greed
What if Yoda was six feet tall and he smoked weed?

Two black and white bunnies sit close together in a light-colored wooden enclosure.

Everyone is gonna see a cliff coming and these sacks of refuse will call you a pedophile for not wanting to jump in the hole

"works for Tim Pool"

things fall into place

I feel like my brain collapsed in on itself reading this

Wrestlemania 42:

Total Event Time: 7 Hours and 26 minutes

Total Match Time: 2 Hours and 39 minutes.

Me: Pragmata sold 1 mil in 2 days.

Tyler: Isn't that normal for Capcom?

Me: For a new IP?

Tyler: Oh yeah I guess. Was it $60?

Me: Yeah, $60. As it turns out when your game is $60 people are more willing to buy day 1.

Because as we all know, $60 is $50.

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

Good morning

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Every year all year

GCW has consigned itself to being a WWE feeder and its very obvious now, so I hope HOG and MLP start to pick up as alternatives in the US and Canada.

Now as for the indies, it has been a disappointing showing this year. I can point to two events that I liked from start to finish and the rest having one maybe two matches worth the attention.

With the Clusterfuck over, I can call my Wrestlemania weekend over as well. I am not watching that and every single person, even the most charitable ones are calling it bad.

Even at his worst (Crossed) Ennis found something to say. Cant say the same for the show other than repeating things it hears on twitter and repeating them like a very expensive talking head

"F4W not being able to do Observer Radio after night one of WrestleMania because Bryan Alvarez had a midnight booking to wrestle Sean Ross Sapp." Sometimes there are too many jokes and they cancel each other out.

A solid 1/3 of that was good

She's out FUCK

Dark Sheik entering and directing the show from the ring has been a godsend. Thank you Mother Brain of indie wrestling

You are going to facilitate a show where I tell people that the comic is better than the show and people will never be ready to hear it

Its been hit and miss this year and only made worse by the astronomical amount of technical issues.