Too bad he isn’t a baseball player bc the ER theme would slap as a walk up song

OHHHHH “me” as in medical examiner. I was like, girl I know you are smarter than that!!!!!!!

As if the US would wait until kids are teenagers to bomb them

Mekhi Phifer just did a monologue about how “the US can spend 6 billion dollars a month on a war to kill kids in other countries once they’re old enough to be teenagers, and put people in prison, bc all we do is war and prison”

How did Weaver even FIND Clemente to hire him

Oh my god Parminder Nagra said she watches celebrity poker. Now there is a specific “of its time”

I think they might end up with a Motorola Razr in the show

BIONICLES MENTIONED

Luka is using an IO drill for the first time

This episode opening with Gold Digger, thank you for the reminder of the best song lyric ever (“win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai”)

bsky.app/profile/talk... can’t believe I didn’t realize until now that John Leguizamo’s character, Vic, is named Victor

Sometimes I look up real estate listings in places where my moots live and dang what is UP with Delaware lmao

3.2k following. Dude’s a credulous chump

Tulips about to bloom.

springaling

I ran. It was great. And now look! The same man twice

I hate that they did a nice big reno of this park that is beautiful EXCEPT FOR THE PART YOU SEE THE MOST ON TV

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

Hammy is subtweeting “certain teams who don’t feel the need to put out media guides” and complimenting the Astros media people for putting out a great guide about their players

I want to go outside for a walk or a nice slow run but I have the tv synced up perfectly to the radio feed, I’m in my recliner under a blankie, and it’s chilly out there

Between the Shreveport mass shooting and the guy in Virginia who murdered his wife before killing himself, I am reminded of the “funny” “jokes” about the Olympics guy who took up shooting after getting divorced

Your tweet would be so good for the THIS GOT SOMEONE BLOCKED account

I do

what if I’m r from the future (jk I obviously do not have a cool enough sense of style)

There’s a diaper commercial that says “baby is ai generated to protect health of real nicu babies” as if there is no other way to make this commercial

When he gets sent packing, he’ll be a Turdus migratorius

If you want dumb entertainment may I recommend the Guardos. Our #3 catcher (yes we are carrying 3 catchers, extremely normal) started in right field (bc why not) and made a fun diving catch (bc obviously as a catcher he has the range and speed to do that)

Who cares if they stink! It isn’t even May yet! Although the Mets lmao not everyone can be the 2025 Cleveland Guardians and make the playoffs despite a 10 game losing streak

I may have overdone it with the pickled onions at lunch

Traditional Mediums feed.

@bsky.art account blocked by “Generative ai created text and images.”

of course the account that doesn’t know the plural of “medium” is “media” is blocked by a generative ai blocklist

I think so often of that “ai writes a letter from my kid to an Olympian” like, why are you doing this to your kid? Why did you even have a kid????