the tragedy of having an extremely beautiful cat who is allergic to the camera

my fucking union donated to her 🤮

my dumbass cat managed to get his entire leg stuck in his collar today

well moomins are as bouba as they come, which *is* a strong case for finnish 🤔

Day immediately improved 1000% upon seeing @theonion.com deal to buy InfoWars finally cleared

trying to imagine the most bouba language idk i wanna say Russian?

it’s like he learned nothing from Afroman smdh

assuming these are also the fucks taking up all the overhead space 🙄

*refreshing Bluesky homepage over and over*

stop DDOSing yourself! stop DDOSing yourself! stop DDOSing yourself! st

gm dudes rock

Winco rules, we got ‘em in Oregon too

>hears a sick Nine Inch Nails beat at work
>get closer
>it’s a cooling water pump

Goth jester and bored enchantress labelled with "Bluesky" and "somehow also Bluesky"

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

me after watching The Substance

nonbinary as in my feminine side is this

lawnmogged some boomers today

grillmogged some uncs today

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested!
(Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!)
www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

randomly got an update on this guy: apparently a crew he was running at a different jobsite attempted a mutiny because he was pissing them off so bad

let me take a big sip of coffee as i pull up Marie Antoinette’s wikipedia page,

it’s ok, after all the Alpha Cishet Warfighters are exterminated in the Nonsense War, we might have a fair shot at building a society

Trans people are the first domino because our existence hinges on bodily autonomy.

Groups that want to walk back everything from abortion access to women's suffrage to the social, legal, and political equality of women to men are all openly transphobic and it's not an accident it's a longform plan.

Portland Nursery on Division sells a bunch of different kinds!

I literally came up with this exact same thing and posted it to tumblr

me when i discovered Porcupine Tree at 16

i still remember the double-take i did right after i moved to SE Portland and drove past Klickitat Street for the first time

yep! ignored my birthday for years because i was either too broke to do anything or my friends would ditch me, and ended up feeling like shit every time, so my birthday is a day where i tell everyone to fuck off and do something special by myself 🙂

well i was told logistics were for gays and women, so,